Petoskey Stoned
@petoskeystoned.bsky.social
looking forward to it
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Asking Hannibal Lecter to please let me into his plastic cube because my boss is weirder
January 23, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Asking Hannibal Lecter to please let me into his plastic cube because my boss is weirder
Last pictured together at The Simpsons Movie, apparently
January 23, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Last pictured together at The Simpsons Movie, apparently
I'm on Mars right now shaking my head at everyone who doubts this will happen
January 22, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I'm on Mars right now shaking my head at everyone who doubts this will happen
I was on a golf course with 18 holes wearing a full diaper. What'd you do, dummy?
January 20, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I was on a golf course with 18 holes wearing a full diaper. What'd you do, dummy?
I love to be Mario and rescue Princess Peach from Bowser personally but I know this guy needs money for stuff so he's gotta say this
January 20, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I love to be Mario and rescue Princess Peach from Bowser personally but I know this guy needs money for stuff so he's gotta say this
Tim he cannot read dude. His brain is mush, Tim. This is going straight to the staffers who don't care and also probably can't read due to being stupid as well, Tim. Act accordingly
January 20, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Tim he cannot read dude. His brain is mush, Tim. This is going straight to the staffers who don't care and also probably can't read due to being stupid as well, Tim. Act accordingly
he will never get over the fact that despite the contributions of proven talent, his biopic was universally forgettable
January 19, 2026 at 10:06 PM
he will never get over the fact that despite the contributions of proven talent, his biopic was universally forgettable
He was 11 when Alaska became the largest U.S. state and it's possible his Rosebud is just Find Bigger State
January 19, 2026 at 6:13 PM
He was 11 when Alaska became the largest U.S. state and it's possible his Rosebud is just Find Bigger State
My account is private and I don’t post mostly just check some movie news I’m not stupid 👍
January 19, 2026 at 1:57 PM
My account is private and I don’t post mostly just check some movie news I’m not stupid 👍
Hey what’s up with the big “Chuck Schumer’s old ass Retires” bucket why’s that one shoved into the corner over there who the heck did that
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Hey what’s up with the big “Chuck Schumer’s old ass Retires” bucket why’s that one shoved into the corner over there who the heck did that
Yeah I know how digital advertising works thanks. This guy has massive government contracts for car and rocket ship manufacturing and the only “bank” he’s made from Twitter comes with driving dissenting voices off the platform. I would like that strategy to fail
January 18, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Yeah I know how digital advertising works thanks. This guy has massive government contracts for car and rocket ship manufacturing and the only “bank” he’s made from Twitter comes with driving dissenting voices off the platform. I would like that strategy to fail
no it's a free website
January 17, 2026 at 10:58 PM
no it's a free website
it's actually 2 words. and a term being misused & bastardized in select media of communication doesn't erase its inherent meaning.
January 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
it's actually 2 words. and a term being misused & bastardized in select media of communication doesn't erase its inherent meaning.
No you’re right if you just block a bunch of the blue check losers it’s pretty easy to use
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
No you’re right if you just block a bunch of the blue check losers it’s pretty easy to use
I think stormfront is worse but noted
January 16, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I think stormfront is worse but noted
I just said I blocked 2 accounts and read posts on the website sometimes it's absolutely deranged to equate that with stormfront
January 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I just said I blocked 2 accounts and read posts on the website sometimes it's absolutely deranged to equate that with stormfront
fuck off you do not know me
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
fuck off you do not know me