Petoskey Stoned
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Love this from Guillermo del Toro
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
Mom there’s a JD Vance under my bed he’s asking me who my favorite Wu Tang Clan is and where I’d like to go die in war
January 4, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Mom there’s a JD Vance under my bed he’s asking me who my favorite Wu Tang Clan is and where I’d like to go die in war
Hegseth acquired 200 proof that Maduro should be abducted. He was ever clear about the situation and he Jacked Danielsly
January 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Hegseth acquired 200 proof that Maduro should be abducted. He was ever clear about the situation and he Jacked Danielsly
let's all hope the good thing happens this year
January 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
let's all hope the good thing happens this year
The thing about all the American dorks whining about Somalia is they simply do not know where that is or where most places are for that matter
December 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The thing about all the American dorks whining about Somalia is they simply do not know where that is or where most places are for that matter
Getting really into Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin in 2025
December 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Getting really into Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin in 2025
Seems notable that in the first Avatar (2009) the only 2 countries on earth Quaritch & Jake discuss their military deployment in are.......Venezuela and Nigeria
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Seems notable that in the first Avatar (2009) the only 2 countries on earth Quaritch & Jake discuss their military deployment in are.......Venezuela and Nigeria
“Donald Trump is bombing Nigeria now” yeah no shit he’s a fucking old racist sociopath emboldened by the spineless U.S. populace. Act accordingly
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
“Donald Trump is bombing Nigeria now” yeah no shit he’s a fucking old racist sociopath emboldened by the spineless U.S. populace. Act accordingly
I'm sick of these people - who should be retired and spending time with their families - doing damage control for every nasty freak under the age of 40. Your precious long life hasn't been enough? You have to pile the smelliest dogshit on everyone before you go? What a pathetic waste of your voice
The Bari Weiss hysteria continues. Exactly what in "this piece isn't ready" and "try harder to get comment from the administration" constitutes the death of American journalism? www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
What Bari Weiss Got Right
And what she got wrong
www.theatlantic.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm sick of these people - who should be retired and spending time with their families - doing damage control for every nasty freak under the age of 40. Your precious long life hasn't been enough? You have to pile the smelliest dogshit on everyone before you go? What a pathetic waste of your voice
teenager muttered "this is like, insulting" to his friends after the Avengers trailer before Avatar. the war is won. movies are free.
December 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
teenager muttered "this is like, insulting" to his friends after the Avengers trailer before Avatar. the war is won. movies are free.
(In elevator with James
Cameron and he says this)
Totally dude yeah. I was thinking that too
Cameron and he says this)
Totally dude yeah. I was thinking that too
December 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
(In elevator with James
Cameron and he says this)
Totally dude yeah. I was thinking that too
Cameron and he says this)
Totally dude yeah. I was thinking that too
nobody is considering the possibility that Trump was taking all the photos
December 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
nobody is considering the possibility that Trump was taking all the photos
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I would rather walk in on my parents watching porno than catch them reading this
December 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I would rather walk in on my parents watching porno than catch them reading this
Some newsmax dweeb: Mr. President if white guys are allowed to do Kendrick Lamar voice, should they not also be allowed to use all the words in his lyrics?
Trump: Where are you from the CNN? Fake news don’t like it. Epstein and I were…not even that close, plus the ballroom beautiful ballroom, and
Trump: Where are you from the CNN? Fake news don’t like it. Epstein and I were…not even that close, plus the ballroom beautiful ballroom, and
December 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Some newsmax dweeb: Mr. President if white guys are allowed to do Kendrick Lamar voice, should they not also be allowed to use all the words in his lyrics?
Trump: Where are you from the CNN? Fake news don’t like it. Epstein and I were…not even that close, plus the ballroom beautiful ballroom, and
Trump: Where are you from the CNN? Fake news don’t like it. Epstein and I were…not even that close, plus the ballroom beautiful ballroom, and
I do not care for the Grogu. I feel nothing for this goblin
December 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I do not care for the Grogu. I feel nothing for this goblin
Thinking about how bad every Rob Reiner movie would have been if Trump’s stupid ass was in charge of the set
December 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Thinking about how bad every Rob Reiner movie would have been if Trump’s stupid ass was in charge of the set
it must be tough realizing at 80 years old that your lifelong enemy's legacy remains infallible while your grave is guaranteed to become the world's most controversial toilet
Trump doubles down on his Rob Reiner attack: "I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person... He became like a deranged person, Trump Derangement Syndrome. So I was not a fan of Rob Reiner at all in any way, shape or form. I thought he was very bad for our country."
December 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
it must be tough realizing at 80 years old that your lifelong enemy's legacy remains infallible while your grave is guaranteed to become the world's most controversial toilet
The Grinch should be a kaiju. He should versus Godzilla and Kong and the whole gang
December 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The Grinch should be a kaiju. He should versus Godzilla and Kong and the whole gang
JD Vance vs. The Noid/Grimace Twitter Accounts Feud - Explained (Uncensored) [4:52:22]
December 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
JD Vance vs. The Noid/Grimace Twitter Accounts Feud - Explained (Uncensored) [4:52:22]
you're telling me computer makes pictures? could computer make these pictures? I took a lotta pictures lotta years, nasty stuff. everyone gotta know computer can make pictures, otherwise...they're not gonna like it. no. won't look good but maybe computer did it? who can say? probably computer
December 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
you're telling me computer makes pictures? could computer make these pictures? I took a lotta pictures lotta years, nasty stuff. everyone gotta know computer can make pictures, otherwise...they're not gonna like it. no. won't look good but maybe computer did it? who can say? probably computer
Reporter 1: Like 30 different women claim president has been a rapist freak for years. Is that true?
Karoline Leavit: I don't know shit about shit
Reporter 2: He seems sooo sick right now. Dying?
Leavit: I fuckin....who knows dude
Reporter 3: Whats your job?
Leavit: Straight up...I got nothin
Karoline Leavit: I don't know shit about shit
Reporter 2: He seems sooo sick right now. Dying?
Leavit: I fuckin....who knows dude
Reporter 3: Whats your job?
Leavit: Straight up...I got nothin
December 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Reporter 1: Like 30 different women claim president has been a rapist freak for years. Is that true?
Karoline Leavit: I don't know shit about shit
Reporter 2: He seems sooo sick right now. Dying?
Leavit: I fuckin....who knows dude
Reporter 3: Whats your job?
Leavit: Straight up...I got nothin
Karoline Leavit: I don't know shit about shit
Reporter 2: He seems sooo sick right now. Dying?
Leavit: I fuckin....who knows dude
Reporter 3: Whats your job?
Leavit: Straight up...I got nothin
someone needs to tell Erika Kirk the guy who killed her husband is alive and in custody. I really think she forgot
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
someone needs to tell Erika Kirk the guy who killed her husband is alive and in custody. I really think she forgot
Bro, I know you wanna conduct new research, format content, fuckin...straight up unlock new possibilities in your daily workflows. This is Impact Level 5 rivers of shit and I'm a hungry pig looking to play in it. Hog out with me homie
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Bro, I know you wanna conduct new research, format content, fuckin...straight up unlock new possibilities in your daily workflows. This is Impact Level 5 rivers of shit and I'm a hungry pig looking to play in it. Hog out with me homie