Petrarca
@petrarca.bsky.social
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Garden-Stater, MTBer, foodie, tequila snob, oenophile, aesthete. Petrarca was a scholar, poet laureate, and original Renaissance humanist, unaccidental tourist, and alpinist Born July 20, 1304.
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Hahaha! Wrote at least a few of these!
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
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Saw this set on YouTube live from Coachella 2024 with Adrian Quesada from Black Pumas. I think that set was better, but of course it's not available in full form.
youtu.be/IacxS9A8keo?...
Adrian Quesada, Hermanos Gutiérrez - Primos (Official Video)
YouTube video by AdrianQuesadaVEVO
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Which is the best because they are Ecuadorians raised in Switzerland!
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Hahaha, oh wait...that's not who this is about? Oh well.
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I don't have the etiquette/social graces that would have prevented me from causing a rukus and pointing her out to the crowd. LOOK EVERYBODY!!! IT'S ANNA DELVEY!! OH, YOU DON'T KNOW HER? ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU!
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Lol! i don't know her
Anna Delvey:
Russian-born German fraudster
Anna Delvey
Russian-born German fraudster (born 1991)

Anna Delvey
Anna Sorokin, also known as Anna Delvey, is a con artist and fraudster who posed as a wealthy heiress to access upper-class New York social and art scenes from 2013 to 2017. 

Born near Moscow, Delvey emigrated from Russia to Germany with her family at the age of 16 in 2007.
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Spelled backpfeifengesicht wrong.
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You did this. EABOD.
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Fuck those fucking fuckers.
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Credit to Erin Hooley
A bunch of fat, taco-eating bitches from Tejas arriving in Elwood Ill.
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Everytime I see it, I hope it's fake Al. Who carries a rifle like that?
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I will still mock "Welcome To The Jungle" every time it comes on.
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My hope is that they (remain true to their ideals, and) ride Titos into every bar. Premium, additive-free tequila in most bars is really only represented by Patron. Neither are on my top 10 list. Tequila Ocho is owned by Heaven Hill in KY, but has remained great juice.
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You failed Word Wealth. Righteous.
Ward S. Miller's Word Wealth
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Fucking NBC. Did they quote Bornstein?
In December 2015 in response to questions about his health, Trump asked Bornstein to issue a "full medical report", predicting that it would show "perfection". 

Two days later Bornstein signed a letter full of superlatives, saying that Trump's "laboratory results are astonishingly excellent" and that Trump "will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency." 

In August 2016, Bornstein stated that he had written the letter in five minutes while Trump's limousine waited for it. But he reiterated that Trump's "health is excellent, especially his mental health."