Petty Pastry
@pettypastry.bsky.social
Wordless Poet 🦄
Spine-Cracking Bookworm 📚
Awkward Activist 🇨🇩
Recovering asshole since age 14 ❤️
Spine-Cracking Bookworm 📚
Awkward Activist 🇨🇩
Recovering asshole since age 14 ❤️
I need to be able to do the splits by December
February 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I need to be able to do the splits by December
Be as audacious as European men during the Berlin Conference.
February 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Be as audacious as European men during the Berlin Conference.
Watching The Conclave and these cardinals are moving like housewives 😭
So sassy
So sassy
January 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Watching The Conclave and these cardinals are moving like housewives 😭
So sassy
So sassy
Reposted by Petty Pastry
FYI: If you are still using Google search engines, there is a Chrome extension that removes all AI overviews from your search.
January 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
FYI: If you are still using Google search engines, there is a Chrome extension that removes all AI overviews from your search.
Reposted by Petty Pastry
I thought they were doing casting calls in Nigeria for “Children of Blood and Bone”?
And I’m absolutely SHOCKED we ended up with that phenotype for the princess? 🙃 #blackbooksky
And I’m absolutely SHOCKED we ended up with that phenotype for the princess? 🙃 #blackbooksky
a woman is sitting in a crowd of people in a dark room and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a crowd of people in a dark room and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I thought they were doing casting calls in Nigeria for “Children of Blood and Bone”?
And I’m absolutely SHOCKED we ended up with that phenotype for the princess? 🙃 #blackbooksky
And I’m absolutely SHOCKED we ended up with that phenotype for the princess? 🙃 #blackbooksky
Blink Twice is definitely one of those films that deserves a rewatch cause those Easter eggs.....
January 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Blink Twice is definitely one of those films that deserves a rewatch cause those Easter eggs.....
Reposted by Petty Pastry
May the genocide in Gaza end in 2025.
December 31, 2024 at 1:26 PM
May the genocide in Gaza end in 2025.
The only way from here is up, but I fear that I have a few more steps to rock bottom before I can reach the top floor
January 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The only way from here is up, but I fear that I have a few more steps to rock bottom before I can reach the top floor
Reposted by Petty Pastry
Yho hai. If you’re in or from South Africa please like comment and follow because right now I’m really feeling like we need to find each other. This newsfeed ???
December 19, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Yho hai. If you’re in or from South Africa please like comment and follow because right now I’m really feeling like we need to find each other. This newsfeed ???
My fighting spirit can only go for one more year... 2025 better be it, or ya'll will be mopping me off the street come 2026 🫠
December 31, 2024 at 12:05 AM
My fighting spirit can only go for one more year... 2025 better be it, or ya'll will be mopping me off the street come 2026 🫠
They don't really talk about how grief can affect your memory
December 31, 2024 at 12:02 AM
They don't really talk about how grief can affect your memory
Reposted by Petty Pastry
I mean, abstinence and celibacy are nowhere near bad things. The problem has always been that TJ doesn’t show Stacey the least bit of romantic affection. Celibacy does not equal lack of intimacy
#RHOP
#RHOP
December 16, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I mean, abstinence and celibacy are nowhere near bad things. The problem has always been that TJ doesn’t show Stacey the least bit of romantic affection. Celibacy does not equal lack of intimacy
#RHOP
#RHOP
Reposted by Petty Pastry
September 2, 2024 at 6:39 PM
December 18, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Reposted by Petty Pastry
my relationship hot take is that if you genuinely feel compelled to go onto a netflix love reality show with your partner, just break up. only enter those shows for clout and to start a career - otherwise just break up 🙏🏾
December 16, 2024 at 5:15 PM
my relationship hot take is that if you genuinely feel compelled to go onto a netflix love reality show with your partner, just break up. only enter those shows for clout and to start a career - otherwise just break up 🙏🏾
#IndustryHBO season 3 feels like a completely different show, and I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing
December 17, 2024 at 7:30 PM
#IndustryHBO season 3 feels like a completely different show, and I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing
Thinking about how Elhapba's entire wicked witch drip were "gifts" from Glinda - both hat and cape 🥹
December 6, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Thinking about how Elhapba's entire wicked witch drip were "gifts" from Glinda - both hat and cape 🥹
Being mean to your partner because you're too cowardly to break up with them is the same as going on these types of shows when you're in a relationship
Ya'll need to learn how to dump people because wow 😭✋🏾
#LoveNeverLies
#LoveNeverLiesZA
#LoveNeverLiesSouthAfrica
Ya'll need to learn how to dump people because wow 😭✋🏾
#LoveNeverLies
#LoveNeverLiesZA
#LoveNeverLiesSouthAfrica
December 6, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Being mean to your partner because you're too cowardly to break up with them is the same as going on these types of shows when you're in a relationship
Ya'll need to learn how to dump people because wow 😭✋🏾
#LoveNeverLies
#LoveNeverLiesZA
#LoveNeverLiesSouthAfrica
Ya'll need to learn how to dump people because wow 😭✋🏾
#LoveNeverLies
#LoveNeverLiesZA
#LoveNeverLiesSouthAfrica
Maun was the only time I'd put my bread in the fridge, and now this Joburg heat is taking me back
December 6, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Maun was the only time I'd put my bread in the fridge, and now this Joburg heat is taking me back
You'd think growing up in Maun would have better prepared me for this heat
a dog looking into an open refrigerator with the words gotta cool off
ALT: a dog looking into an open refrigerator with the words gotta cool off
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2024 at 8:36 AM
You'd think growing up in Maun would have better prepared me for this heat
Reposted by Petty Pastry
I'm adjusting to the politeness. It feels quiet, alien and wrong. Recovering from a dysfunctional but boisterous household is some confusing kak.
This app is so cute. It feels like we’re on a first date with each other. All polite and “nice to meet you”.
Meanwhile on that other app we behave like we’re 2 bottles deep at a redneck family reunion.
Meanwhile on that other app we behave like we’re 2 bottles deep at a redneck family reunion.
November 18, 2024 at 1:24 PM
I'm adjusting to the politeness. It feels quiet, alien and wrong. Recovering from a dysfunctional but boisterous household is some confusing kak.