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Just saw a man wearing a hairnet over his mouth, but not his nose. I assume so he could breathe. Through the hair net.
December 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This little guy has been living on my steps maybe forever and I didn’t even notice him until he smiled.
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If the concept of “shareholder value” didn’t exist, I think I could be better than any CEO in the gaming industry. And not just because I would pay myself less than any of the engineering and design leads.
September 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Can we retire the term “Third World Country”? Not only is it borderline bigoted, it hasn’t even been relevant since the end of the Cold War.
September 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My toxic trait is when I see someone waiting on my parking space despite there being dozens of open parking spaces elsewhere in the lot, I suddenly start moving in slow motion.
August 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I guess I gotta start burning American flags now. Anyone got a source on American flags that aren’t bad for the environment when you burn them? I feel like most American flags are made of cancer and hatred these days and our air quality doesn’t deserve that.
August 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I miss having hope for the future of the USA.

Can’t wait to have hope for the future of the RSA (remaining states of America). I hope my Midwest family makes it out.
July 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
What radicalized you? 34 years, zero progress.

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The viral video that set a city on fire
YouTube video by CNN
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June 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I think we should deport the biggest gang in the US. Deport the LAPD!
June 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
How does one find a part time job in 2025? What is the equivalent of the jobs pages in the newspaper?
May 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Someone should use AI to make the guy in the iPhone commercial look like he has calves.
May 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Why are our houses still wired for AC with inverters at every electronic instead of just having a single DC inverter for the whole house?
May 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I don’t understand how the DMV is so slow, but I assume it has to be due to customers not doing the shit they need to do before they show up. My total time interacting with humans was less than 5 min. Total time just existing there? 5.5 hours.
May 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I think my Reddit account got suspended for defending the right to due process, in case you’re curious how things are going.
May 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Does anyone make an office chair with room for my cat?
April 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I feel like the only question we should be asking Republican voters at this point is “Are you white supremacy stupid or just regular stupid?”
April 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
WTF, hello fresh?!?
April 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Capitalism is a form of mental illness
April 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
For the first time in like 15 years I’m getting a tax refund. What do you think the odds are I won’t end up getting because of fElon and his doggy fetish?
April 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Waiting for my takeout at this restaurant and “Another Day in Paradise” by Phil Collin’s starts playing. But it’s a dance remix. I’ve never been so confused.
March 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What is the greatest album of all time and why is it Rumours by Fleetwood Mac?
March 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Most of my life the super power I was most interested in was the ability to read minds.

But now I’m in my 40’s. I’ve realized that most people’s thoughts probably aren’t worth reading.

Now the only super power I want is the ability to eat as much bread as I want without gaining weight.
March 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The only time I ever feel fat is when I put on a pair of clean jeans the first time.
February 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If you’re still using Google Maps, maybe it’s time to delete it.
February 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM