Absolutely need this

Who the fuck are the 31% of dems?!

I didn’t buy the tickets…

Aragorn is for all.

We bought my daughter a set of “cat clothes”. Think printed cardigan and pants. And she was crying because they “look like like a tiger NOT a (house) cat” and I had to show her the of Rosie from a couple days ago as proof that house cats could look like that and calm her. thank her for her service.

Alternatively: “TAMs a make em dance”

Good.

Absolutely. It came up routinely in Columbia Heights bar.

I am a 35+ y.o. tech bro football sicko. It’s too much for me. I have 0 idea who this is for.

I have fins everywhere.
—Baleen Organa

Bomberman commercials, however, that I could get into

My daughter went from me walking her to the classroom, to drop off circle walking with a patrol, to walking by herself in like 6 days and I was not prepared.

the people who ruined copyright? I would have never guessed

I know someone who he should talk to… but umm NCIS might not be happy

Just treat yourself as a different person. Then, you won’t disappoint them.

*gestures wildly at myself*

I have to believe she is insanely professional . Like first one in meetings

She follows the Steve Martin model of “be undeniably good” an absolute talent.

If it’s Lisdexamfetamine there was a recall recently. And otherwise: *gestures at idiot administration*