🦠 Phage
@phage.bsky.social
Quality analyst, automation engineer and security enthusiast.
🪦 Worshipper of The God of Fear and Hunger.
🌏 The bottom of the world, Melbourne - Australia.
🪦 Worshipper of The God of Fear and Hunger.
🌏 The bottom of the world, Melbourne - Australia.
I mean I am the version of me having an interesting time in this universe. So, yes?
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I mean I am the version of me having an interesting time in this universe. So, yes?
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Meanwhile all these companies are bragging about layoffs because they've "become more efficient with AI". Like, dawg, you can't even keep your website online. Major outages used to fuel "omg it's a Russian cyberattack" type conspiracy theories, now it just become a normal Tuesday. 2/2
December 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Meanwhile all these companies are bragging about layoffs because they've "become more efficient with AI". Like, dawg, you can't even keep your website online. Major outages used to fuel "omg it's a Russian cyberattack" type conspiracy theories, now it just become a normal Tuesday. 2/2
Oh ok jumpscare. Those shorts are almost the same colour as your skin 😂.
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Oh ok jumpscare. Those shorts are almost the same colour as your skin 😂.
Yes! Very - I actively push people to follow you because I know they need your unhinged comedy in their life 🩷.
And they'll even learn something.
And they'll even learn something.
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Yes! Very - I actively push people to follow you because I know they need your unhinged comedy in their life 🩷.
And they'll even learn something.
And they'll even learn something.
Oh well, jokes on them when their place gets robbed and the neighbours say nothing.
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Oh well, jokes on them when their place gets robbed and the neighbours say nothing.
Wow, that's crazy. What happened to living in a community? And knowing and being able to rely on your neighbour.
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Wow, that's crazy. What happened to living in a community? And knowing and being able to rely on your neighbour.
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Ayoo! You weren't kidding. Those pants are fly AF.
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Ayoo! You weren't kidding. Those pants are fly AF.