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phalanxguy.bsky.social
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@phalanxguy.bsky.social
he/him, 28, it's based to be cringe
nature is healing
December 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
all months are scary if you have a guy with a sledgehammer breathing heavily outside your window. for this reason im saving up to hire a guy to do this for me all august next year
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
quimby is the mayor from the simpsons i think
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
if you react fast enough iirc there's a "dont actually hook my teammate" button to cancel it but i sure as fuck can never hit it in time
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Reposted by Pasta
August 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
ive been disagreeing with that guy for years the background is BLUE in the cave it is COLD AS FUCK
October 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
i disagree w "erm akshually" guy, the cave with the bananas looks very cold and dry like a natural refridgerator
October 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
thats deadman, vision is marvel i think
September 28, 2025 at 10:16 AM
only if they make certain cards worth -1 if you run a playset of 3. you want to run the nuts, you best be running aqua spirit at 3
September 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
THANK YOU holy fuck I thought I was crazy or smth because i genuinely haven't seen anyone say what ive been thinking since frame 1 abt this shit
September 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
there are some sins no act of charity or change of heart can redeem im afraid
September 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
im gonna say it like this now to piss people off
September 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
yeah that part's unfounded cynicism on my part. i think the current list has flaws but i'm excited to brew for it ngl
September 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
my biggest problems are konami's track record of sticking to alternative formats and supporting them long-term, and why the FUCK is tyrant neptune 100 points
September 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
so whiter than white i think im fucking blind now
September 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
probably the second most powerful three word combination in the english language
September 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
ive never been one for irc but i think the death of widespread forum use is the biggest travesty of the web 2.0 era
September 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
no, but OP is walrusguy, i.e. John Youtubepoop
September 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
youre never gonna believe this
September 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
imagine dragon these n
September 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
every format where snipe hunter was relevant was made better by its presence i think
September 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM