Pasta
@phalanxguy.bsky.social
he/him, 28, it's based to be cringe
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@phalanxguy.bsky.social
· Mar 17
reposting because i forgot to tag #promosky . i'm pasta.
-yugioh
-weird al
-writing
-northernlion
-warframe
-one piece
-runescape 3
-simpleflips
-deadlock
-blind guardian
-shitposting
if you fuck with any of that feel free to follow or shoot the breeze with me, i'm always down to meet new peeps
-yugioh
-weird al
-writing
-northernlion
-warframe
-one piece
-runescape 3
-simpleflips
-deadlock
-blind guardian
-shitposting
if you fuck with any of that feel free to follow or shoot the breeze with me, i'm always down to meet new peeps
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
someday this will be me
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
someday this will be me
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"I asked ChatGPT-" yeah well I asked my friend Joe and I asked my friend Jake and they said it was fhqwhgads
September 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"I asked ChatGPT-" yeah well I asked my friend Joe and I asked my friend Jake and they said it was fhqwhgads
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Putting out another call to help me update the FGC Locals spreadsheet! If your local fighting game tournament isn't on here, please add it, and if it is, help me keep it updated!
We currently have👏551 active locals👏listed but I'm sure there are more
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
We currently have👏551 active locals👏listed but I'm sure there are more
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
July 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Putting out another call to help me update the FGC Locals spreadsheet! If your local fighting game tournament isn't on here, please add it, and if it is, help me keep it updated!
We currently have👏551 active locals👏listed but I'm sure there are more
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
We currently have👏551 active locals👏listed but I'm sure there are more
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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me 1 month out of the year: It is my great pleasure to invite you to a theater screening of my documentary. It features much in the way of experimental data visualization techniques. I certainly hope you join us.
the other 11 months: you should be able to fart out of your belly button. i mean c'mon
the other 11 months: you should be able to fart out of your belly button. i mean c'mon
September 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
me 1 month out of the year: It is my great pleasure to invite you to a theater screening of my documentary. It features much in the way of experimental data visualization techniques. I certainly hope you join us.
the other 11 months: you should be able to fart out of your belly button. i mean c'mon
the other 11 months: you should be able to fart out of your belly button. i mean c'mon
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This is scary as hell, but for news coverage?
This is a GIFT.
"You can be banned for *buying* Game of Thrones." Send emails to journalists and news sites and communities you're a part of and talk about the dangers here.
People are going to care about this a lot more when it's not just creators.
This is a GIFT.
"You can be banned for *buying* Game of Thrones." Send emails to journalists and news sites and communities you're a part of and talk about the dangers here.
People are going to care about this a lot more when it's not just creators.
Paypal ramps up NSFW censorship by beginning to go after not just adult creators but also customers.
In a lot of ways, this is even more terrifying than the adult creator bans. With them, it's only me at risk, but how do I navigate a space where putting a game on Itch might put customers at risk?
In a lot of ways, this is even more terrifying than the adult creator bans. With them, it's only me at risk, but how do I navigate a space where putting a game on Itch might put customers at risk?
PayPal user in the UK lost their account after buying adult ebooks “about monsters and milking,” “some dubcon stuff”
“My account got banned a couple of days ago for making purchases which violate the ToS. Upon querying w/ staff over the phone I've been told that it was ebooks that I've been buying”
“My account got banned a couple of days ago for making purchases which violate the ToS. Upon querying w/ staff over the phone I've been told that it was ebooks that I've been buying”
August 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is scary as hell, but for news coverage?
This is a GIFT.
"You can be banned for *buying* Game of Thrones." Send emails to journalists and news sites and communities you're a part of and talk about the dangers here.
People are going to care about this a lot more when it's not just creators.
This is a GIFT.
"You can be banned for *buying* Game of Thrones." Send emails to journalists and news sites and communities you're a part of and talk about the dangers here.
People are going to care about this a lot more when it's not just creators.
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Happy “Middle of August” for those who celebrate.
August 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Happy “Middle of August” for those who celebrate.
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Movie: The Garfield Movie
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
Version: Soren Studio
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
Version: Soren Studio
July 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Movie: The Garfield Movie
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
Version: Soren Studio
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
Version: Soren Studio
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one time i got a mini bluetooth speaker and put it in my spamton plush so i can make him say the best things
July 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
one time i got a mini bluetooth speaker and put it in my spamton plush so i can make him say the best things
jimothycool is so awesome he makes me want to log into pokemonshowdown for the first time in a century and play gen 3. unfortunately australians arent real :(
July 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
jimothycool is so awesome he makes me want to log into pokemonshowdown for the first time in a century and play gen 3. unfortunately australians arent real :(
if you close your eyes during House MD you can hear Hugh Laurie doing a really bad impression of Heath Ledger as the Joker. theres a lot to ruminate on here i think
June 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
if you close your eyes during House MD you can hear Hugh Laurie doing a really bad impression of Heath Ledger as the Joker. theres a lot to ruminate on here i think
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The more I think about Split Fiction the more I feel it's just this image stretched out for 10+ hours
June 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The more I think about Split Fiction the more I feel it's just this image stretched out for 10+ hours
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posting this bc if I see one more doomer take im going to kill someone with hammers
June 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
posting this bc if I see one more doomer take im going to kill someone with hammers
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still one of the hardest kickstarter promo images of all time
June 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
still one of the hardest kickstarter promo images of all time
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headline construction masterclass
June 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
headline construction masterclass
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If you're not aware, absolutely absurd shit happening at TCGPlayer.
After workers voted to unionize, management went 600 (!) days of no-communication, announced they're closing up shop out of NOWHERE, then hired security guards to follow workers around and beat on 'em.
Unreal.
After workers voted to unionize, management went 600 (!) days of no-communication, announced they're closing up shop out of NOWHERE, then hired security guards to follow workers around and beat on 'em.
Unreal.
Since TCGplayer and eBay announced the closure of our authentication center, they’ve turned the warehouse into a dystopian hellscape. 🚨
eBay Escalates Intimidation of Union Members After Closure Announcement
Security guards deployed by eBay at its Syracuse-based TCGplayer authentication center have created an oppressive atmosphere by physically and verbally harassing employees, according to reports from u...
cwa-union.org
May 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If you're not aware, absolutely absurd shit happening at TCGPlayer.
After workers voted to unionize, management went 600 (!) days of no-communication, announced they're closing up shop out of NOWHERE, then hired security guards to follow workers around and beat on 'em.
Unreal.
After workers voted to unionize, management went 600 (!) days of no-communication, announced they're closing up shop out of NOWHERE, then hired security guards to follow workers around and beat on 'em.
Unreal.
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(watching the fifth post featuring my newest bit, LinkedIn Dracula, fail miserably) yeah bluesky must be dying i guess
May 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
(watching the fifth post featuring my newest bit, LinkedIn Dracula, fail miserably) yeah bluesky must be dying i guess
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The creators of Myst series (@cyan.com) saved hundreds of video tapes from the making of their iconic adventure game franchose.
We helped preserve them. Here's what we found.
We helped preserve them. Here's what we found.
The unseen history of Myst | VGHF Library Highlights
YouTube video by The Video Game History Foundation
www.youtube.com
May 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The creators of Myst series (@cyan.com) saved hundreds of video tapes from the making of their iconic adventure game franchose.
We helped preserve them. Here's what we found.
We helped preserve them. Here's what we found.
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They're rallying outside the Syracuse location tomorrow - would help a lot if you signed. I know I won't be using TCGPlayer at all until this is resolved.
actionnetwork.org/letters/hold...
actionnetwork.org/letters/hold...
Hold the CEOs of eBay and TCGplayer Accountable for Illegally Closing Authentication Center and Terminating Union Workers
On the morning of May 22, eBay and TCGplayer abruptly closed the Syracuse Authentication Center and terminated all of its union workers. This is blatant retaliation against the efforts of workers to f...
actionnetwork.org
May 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
They're rallying outside the Syracuse location tomorrow - would help a lot if you signed. I know I won't be using TCGPlayer at all until this is resolved.
actionnetwork.org/letters/hold...
actionnetwork.org/letters/hold...
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its almost pride month
May 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
its almost pride month