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PhantoMantis
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I'm Kevin, I always wanted a My Pet Monster (except for real). My favorite color is Glow in the Dark. Stuck between 1982 and 1992. Let's do the time warp again.
This movie turns 30 years old this year.

I feel ancient.
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
January 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Last four watched.
January 10, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I've always wanted a Conan O'Brien action figure.
January 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I believe WB owns this.
January 4, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Letterboxd 2025 stats.
January 2, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Last four watched.
January 2, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I don't care what they have planned for MCU X-MEN but Storm needs a Mohawk.
December 31, 2025 at 6:21 AM
December 31, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Last four watched.
December 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Put this in the MCU.
December 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I would drop Randy Travis's bus in an aquarium and pretend Peggy Hill did it. I know in the cartoon it was a trailer.
December 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
There was a whole line of these. Imagine getting the Ricky Skaggs tour bus for Christmas.
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I just learned Billy Ray Cyrus had a diecast toy tour bus. Yes, this is real.
December 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Last four watched.
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The Asylum made this.
December 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Olive, The Other Reindeer
December 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Gonna help Francis with his Megalopolis debt.
December 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
He's holding Cain's brain!
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Simpsons-ass sounding business.
December 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
This mech suit had a giant knife. I love that Cameron is a nerd who loves hardware.
December 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Last four watched.
December 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You can pretend you are drinking The Water of Life from DUNE.
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When I'm painting pewter D&D figures and I do the arms and head first.
December 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Annual office party at a pickle ball court, I get this in the white elephant Christmas. 30 minutes later, my boss, while running to hit a ball, collides with the table my present is sitting on, the box falls, and the bottle is destroyed.
December 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM