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outsidewolves.bsky.social
#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia
A cartoon drawing of an exasperated wolf holding a sheet of tractor feed computer paper that is composed entirely of tear-off tractor holes. Text above him reads "TRACTOR FEED COMPUTER PAPER 8.5 x 11 Oops! All Holes!"
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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outsidewolves.bsky.social
Seethe Mate
Cartoon drawing of a catalog listing for a product called Seethe Mate. A toaster-sized appliance resembling a snout is pictured atop a nightstand, plugged into an outlet behind it. An anthropomorphic wolf looks on with weary yet alert eyes and a complicated expression ofwakefulness. A though bubble shows him standing next to a giant wolf expressing air through his teeth. Text atop the drawing reads thusly: "Stay up all night! Seethe Mate™ Makes Seething Sounds To Help Reduce Sleep. PERFECT FOR COUNTRY DWELLERS or heavy sleepers. A most un-tranquil sound of air hissing through teeth helps mask relaxing ambiance. Unadjustable, random, variable tone (cannot be turned down or off.) 20-220 volts, AC and/or DC, mixed aluminum and copper internal wiring. May smoke or slightly melt."
September 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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outsidewolves.bsky.social
This is approximately 4,000 of you
A bespectacled quadrupedal canine wearing a banner that reads "Tech Support" is depicted mid-run while holding a USB cable in their mouth. They are glancing at the viewer, smiling with confidence in their attentiveness and competence.
April 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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aca.bsky.social
If you know, you know
March 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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lead-castle.bsky.social
Ink commission! i loved the prompt for this one
Illustration of a scifi door terminal. The face of an anthro pine marten can be seen in the reflection of its small screen, showing a sort of dawning horror. Snow and condensed breath gusts around him. Thanks Alex!
March 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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cybreco.bsky.social
they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls
March 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
phasenoise.dev
wow, SIP is a foot gun machine

in related news, thanks UNPnP
March 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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koboldposting.bsky.social
a kobold with a single inventory slot that they are very proud of. they keep a small stone in it
March 8, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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koboldposting.bsky.social
spraying a kobold with kobold dissolving spray
January 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM