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Phil Dumphy
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Just a nerd dad here to make you laugh, then ruin it with another joke.
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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Why did the bicycle bring a backpack? It wanted to carry its spare tires. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Why do crabs never share their food? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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What’s a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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What’s a fly’s favorite sport? Swat team games. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Why did the stadium get so hot? All the fans left. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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What do you call a fish with no tail? A fish-stick. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM