Special Agent Phillip Jeffries
@phillipjeffries.bsky.social
It was a dream! We live inside a dream!
Wikipedia is doing just fine!
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December 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Wikipedia is doing just fine!
I really hope the new Mandolorian and Grogu movie is just scenes of Grogu preparing a meal from scratch.
December 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I really hope the new Mandolorian and Grogu movie is just scenes of Grogu preparing a meal from scratch.
You're telling me I can't make a difference in the world by expelling hot air from my lungs?
December 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You're telling me I can't make a difference in the world by expelling hot air from my lungs?
Men would rather scold people about how to use social media correctly than go to therapy.
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Men would rather scold people about how to use social media correctly than go to therapy.
Is hotboxing bad?
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Is hotboxing bad?
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Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days
Solange Opens Free Digital Library Of Rare Black Books
Solange has launched a digital library archive of Black and brown authors where readers can borrow books at no cost.
peopleofcolorintech.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days
There should be an extraction game where you're a cat trying to steal a fish
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
There should be an extraction game where you're a cat trying to steal a fish
Maybe a weaker season of Slow Horses so far, but more action protagonists should get out of tough situations with stinky farts!
October 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Maybe a weaker season of Slow Horses so far, but more action protagonists should get out of tough situations with stinky farts!
The closest I have felt like Columbo is finding things off about written assignments that were clearly written by AI. If only I could annoy these students until they finally confess.
October 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The closest I have felt like Columbo is finding things off about written assignments that were clearly written by AI. If only I could annoy these students until they finally confess.
People should start yelling "DOI" at RFK Jr. so that he starts sharing these studies he keeps citing!
October 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
People should start yelling "DOI" at RFK Jr. so that he starts sharing these studies he keeps citing!
When the Blue Jays are good, I can ask my friends "how about those dingers?", and I appreciate that.
October 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
When the Blue Jays are good, I can ask my friends "how about those dingers?", and I appreciate that.
So is there already a theory that the number of emoji’s and flags you have in your username is proportional to how unhinged your posts are?
October 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
So is there already a theory that the number of emoji’s and flags you have in your username is proportional to how unhinged your posts are?
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AI needs to stay out of cinema.
After all, if I wanted to see a movie made from older, better movies, I could put on something by Brian De Palma.
After all, if I wanted to see a movie made from older, better movies, I could put on something by Brian De Palma.
October 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
AI needs to stay out of cinema.
After all, if I wanted to see a movie made from older, better movies, I could put on something by Brian De Palma.
After all, if I wanted to see a movie made from older, better movies, I could put on something by Brian De Palma.
Sometimes I don't know who the asshole is in The Louvre of Bluesky posts and I get bummed out about it.
September 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Sometimes I don't know who the asshole is in The Louvre of Bluesky posts and I get bummed out about it.
Wearing these out on the town, trying to sound smart: "uhh... did you know the McRib is back?"
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Wearing these out on the town, trying to sound smart: "uhh... did you know the McRib is back?"
The weird plant alien in Alien: Earth be like:
September 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The weird plant alien in Alien: Earth be like:
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The majority of the stuff I say is surprisingly not worth saying.
August 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The majority of the stuff I say is surprisingly not worth saying.
The impression that Toronto makes to the rest of the world is that everyone from here sucks.
www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...
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James McAvoy punched at Toronto bar, apparently unprovoked, while in city for film fest | CBC News
Actor James McAvoy was punched by a man at a downtown Toronto bar, apparently unprovoked, late on Monday evening.
www.cbc.ca
September 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The impression that Toronto makes to the rest of the world is that everyone from here sucks.
www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...
www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...
Does this mean that the negative associations with ultra-processed food would disappear if you adjusted for high saturated fat, sodium and sugar? Those things don’t seem to necessarily describe ultra-processed food. Like where does Beyond and Impossible meat stand?
How do I recognize ultra-processed food?
Look at the nutrition facts label on a food package for high amounts (>20% of the daily value per serving) of saturated fats, added sugars, and sodium.
New tools and apps are also emerging to make identifying “ultra-processed” foods easier.
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Look at the nutrition facts label on a food package for high amounts (>20% of the daily value per serving) of saturated fats, added sugars, and sodium.
New tools and apps are also emerging to make identifying “ultra-processed” foods easier.
4/11
September 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Does this mean that the negative associations with ultra-processed food would disappear if you adjusted for high saturated fat, sodium and sugar? Those things don’t seem to necessarily describe ultra-processed food. Like where does Beyond and Impossible meat stand?
This guy trying to tell me that Chilli’s is “liberal-coded”.
I've never seen such a disconnect between Dem elected/staff/consultants and actual Dem voters.
The latter understand what's going on.
The former are awash in right-wing brainrot, hence @schatz.bsky.social blaming COVID mitigation and BLM marches for the GOP's wanton destruction of public health.
The latter understand what's going on.
The former are awash in right-wing brainrot, hence @schatz.bsky.social blaming COVID mitigation and BLM marches for the GOP's wanton destruction of public health.
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It was in this moment that many of us hanging on to a thin sliver of trust in our institutions irrevocably lost faith in them. One of the most poisonous blows to public trust in living memory - worse than the effect of the Iraq War in many ways. RFK Jr is a direct result of this.
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Politico 5 years ago:
[screenshot of article falsely claiming public health officials lied about COVID measures then abandoned them for BLM protests]
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September 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This guy trying to tell me that Chilli’s is “liberal-coded”.
Working on a clever skeet that I am going to delete 40 minutes later.
August 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Working on a clever skeet that I am going to delete 40 minutes later.
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I feel like my generation is less defined by Alanis Morissette’s Ironic than by people noting that the events in the song were in fact not ironic.
August 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I feel like my generation is less defined by Alanis Morissette’s Ironic than by people noting that the events in the song were in fact not ironic.
The comment section for this article is like any other comment section, but way more fastidious and esoteric, and the authors posted through it.
A new study of over 1.2 million children found no association between aluminum in vaccines and an increased risk of chronic conditions including autism and asthma. The findings provide clear evidence of the safety of childhood vaccines. Read the full text for free at bit.ly/46LIZ5D
Aluminum-Adsorbed Vaccines and Chronic Diseases in Childhood: A Nationwide Cohort Study: Annals of Internal Medicine: Vol 0, No 0
Background: Aluminum is used as an adjuvant in nonlive vaccines administered in early childhood. Concerns persist about potential associations between vaccination with aluminum-adsorbed vaccines and i...
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August 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The comment section for this article is like any other comment section, but way more fastidious and esoteric, and the authors posted through it.