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Perpetually posting posters for posterity. The good, the bad and the F'n awesome.
My Letterboxd (please ignore all the smut): https://boxd.it/3JFl
Also on a podcast, because who isn't these days: https://dougdillaman.podbean.com/
My Letterboxd (please ignore all the smut): https://boxd.it/3JFl
Also on a podcast, because who isn't these days: https://dougdillaman.podbean.com/
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I have this amazing one I found online ages ago hanging in my kitchen ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I have this amazing one I found online ages ago hanging in my kitchen ❤️
A correct movie choice.
#NowWatching Night of the Creeps (1986 Fred Dekker) A gift from the marvellous @puritythrufire.bsky.social , first time watch for me!
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
A correct movie choice.
We don't have Thanksgiving in New Zealand, but in solidarity with the Yanks, I'll eat too much food, watch large men fight over a ball and argue with my relatives.
As soon as I figure out when I'm supposed to do this.
As soon as I figure out when I'm supposed to do this.
a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board
ALT: a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
We don't have Thanksgiving in New Zealand, but in solidarity with the Yanks, I'll eat too much food, watch large men fight over a ball and argue with my relatives.
As soon as I figure out when I'm supposed to do this.
As soon as I figure out when I'm supposed to do this.
A customer came in looking for ingredients for a ChatGPT cocktail, and I still wonder what their Sweet Vermouth and passionfruit Margahattan Collins tasted like.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
A customer came in looking for ingredients for a ChatGPT cocktail, and I still wonder what their Sweet Vermouth and passionfruit Margahattan Collins tasted like.
He's going to get lonely, I suggest he gets a big, damp orange roommate.
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
He's going to get lonely, I suggest he gets a big, damp orange roommate.
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
ALLIGATOR (1980)
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
ALLIGATOR (1980)
ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES (1959)
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES (1959)
TARANTULA (1955)
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
TARANTULA (1955)
Followed this up with THE NAKED GUN, then let Pixar take a blowtorch to my emotions once again. (A rewatch before finally getting around to part 2 later this week).
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Followed this up with THE NAKED GUN, then let Pixar take a blowtorch to my emotions once again. (A rewatch before finally getting around to part 2 later this week).
Didn't realise this was a Christmas(adjacent) movie
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Didn't realise this was a Christmas(adjacent) movie
#NowWatching THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR (1975)
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
#NowWatching THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR (1975)
Airline travel, the golden age vs. now. 😠
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Airline travel, the golden age vs. now. 😠
Full disclosure, last time I was on a flight I was polite to the flight attendant, and as a result got TWO Anzac biscuits, so I know a little about luxury airtravel.
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Full disclosure, last time I was on a flight I was polite to the flight attendant, and as a result got TWO Anzac biscuits, so I know a little about luxury airtravel.
Once the airlines let me get shitfaced drunk and eat lobster, while reclining in my seats massive legroom, all while deciding which of my fellow passengers are liable to "like our vibes", I'll get right on that.
Also, I want to be able to sit in the co-pilots seat and talk about gladiator movies.
Also, I want to be able to sit in the co-pilots seat and talk about gladiator movies.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Once the airlines let me get shitfaced drunk and eat lobster, while reclining in my seats massive legroom, all while deciding which of my fellow passengers are liable to "like our vibes", I'll get right on that.
Also, I want to be able to sit in the co-pilots seat and talk about gladiator movies.
Also, I want to be able to sit in the co-pilots seat and talk about gladiator movies.
Ths lunch break has been the direct opposite of a Doomscroll.
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Ths lunch break has been the direct opposite of a Doomscroll.
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Doesn't feel real that Udo Kier will never again turn up in a ludicrously terrible film and make it watchable while he's onscreen. Irreplaceable.
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Doesn't feel real that Udo Kier will never again turn up in a ludicrously terrible film and make it watchable while he's onscreen. Irreplaceable.
Holy shit, my BlueSky feed is just going all-in on hilarious smut today. 😃
Within the first half hour of this movie, a school girl turns stripper for a horn crowd of old dudes to hide her talent for queefing darts out of her snatch in order to assassinate a yakuza senior.
Miike at his peak.
Miike at his peak.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Holy shit, my BlueSky feed is just going all-in on hilarious smut today. 😃
Americans, please provide me with ZERO context for what I'm assuming is a new holiday tradition.
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Americans, please provide me with ZERO context for what I'm assuming is a new holiday tradition.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Solid choices, cow.
day 67 of making a cow tools every day and we are honored to have been invited to the criterion closet
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Solid choices, cow.
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Udo Kier has passed away at 81. A singular screen presence, Kier had a long history in the horror genre, starring in films including Mark of the Devil, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Blade, Feardotcom, Rob Zombie's Halloween, and Dario Argento's Mother of Tears.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Udo Kier has passed away at 81. A singular screen presence, Kier had a long history in the horror genre, starring in films including Mark of the Devil, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Blade, Feardotcom, Rob Zombie's Halloween, and Dario Argento's Mother of Tears.
My double feature last night was this, followed by LOONEY TUNES: THE DAY THE EARTH BLEW UP.
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My double feature last night was this, followed by LOONEY TUNES: THE DAY THE EARTH BLEW UP.
