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Phil Jeffries
@philliris.bsky.social
Like Yoda, only without the powers. Or the wisdom.
Not with that attitude
December 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"Herby". The old fool thinks he is a king.
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
WTF?
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This should include alchohol, tobacco, caffeine, gambling, porn and anything else that brings people joy.
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This is huge
November 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
So, did they monkey have herpes before the crash?
October 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Smothering your children means something else to the Amish
September 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
September 23, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Word
September 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Simple. Robot babies.
September 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
You're not the boss of me
August 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
In New Zealand, the red car has the right of way. Regardless of position on the road. We just really like red cars.
August 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My money is on him choking on a bat
July 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
This is unpossible
July 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
As an atheist I can confirm this is true
July 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Would the golden dome protect Canada from missiles fired from the USA?
May 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
She's making movies, on location
April 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
In my opinion their best album and in my top 5 best albums of all time.
April 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This could be an Onion headline in another timeline...
April 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM