PhillyMJS
@phillymjs.bsky.social
🖥 Mac admin • ☢️ Atomic tourist • 📖 Avid reader • 🏃 Less avid runner • 👾 Retro tech fan • 🐦 Parakeet owner • 🗳 Filthy librul • ♂️He/him
Known as PhillyMJS pretty much everywhere.
Known as PhillyMJS pretty much everywhere.
Me when the chanting started:
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Me when the chanting started:
2025 was the 7th consecutive calendar year where I climbed onto the elliptical every single day.
Total mileage racked up since starting the diet in late 2017: 19,550.97.
Total mileage racked up since starting the diet in late 2017: 19,550.97.
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
2025 was the 7th consecutive calendar year where I climbed onto the elliptical every single day.
Total mileage racked up since starting the diet in late 2017: 19,550.97.
Total mileage racked up since starting the diet in late 2017: 19,550.97.
I lost 130 lbs in 9 months (late October 2017 through mid July 2018) via diet and up to 2.5 hours on the elliptical daily.
I’ve kept off 95% of it by doing at least an hour on it daily for the last 7 years, racking up over 19,000 miles.
I’ve kept off 95% of it by doing at least an hour on it daily for the last 7 years, racking up over 19,000 miles.
December 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I lost 130 lbs in 9 months (late October 2017 through mid July 2018) via diet and up to 2.5 hours on the elliptical daily.
I’ve kept off 95% of it by doing at least an hour on it daily for the last 7 years, racking up over 19,000 miles.
I’ve kept off 95% of it by doing at least an hour on it daily for the last 7 years, racking up over 19,000 miles.
Call me a curmudgeon, but IMHO if you want Swedish Fish or rocky road ice cream, eat that. If you want Oreos, friggin’ eat Oreos.
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Call me a curmudgeon, but IMHO if you want Swedish Fish or rocky road ice cream, eat that. If you want Oreos, friggin’ eat Oreos.
For some reason this was the first place my mind went:
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
For some reason this was the first place my mind went:
Colecovision, 1982. Here I am playing Mouse Trap on Christmas morning.
My parents pulled the “hide the big gift” trick- they let me open everything else and not find it, then sent my dejected ass downstairs to get a trash bag for the wrapping paper. Then they slid it out from under the chair 1/2
My parents pulled the “hide the big gift” trick- they let me open everything else and not find it, then sent my dejected ass downstairs to get a trash bag for the wrapping paper. Then they slid it out from under the chair 1/2
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Colecovision, 1982. Here I am playing Mouse Trap on Christmas morning.
My parents pulled the “hide the big gift” trick- they let me open everything else and not find it, then sent my dejected ass downstairs to get a trash bag for the wrapping paper. Then they slid it out from under the chair 1/2
My parents pulled the “hide the big gift” trick- they let me open everything else and not find it, then sent my dejected ass downstairs to get a trash bag for the wrapping paper. Then they slid it out from under the chair 1/2
“He made it about himself.” Well, duh!
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
“He made it about himself.” Well, duh!
“See these idiots behind me? I’m gonna let their bosses kill them to save a few bucks, and they’ll still kiss my ass and call it ice cream!”
December 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“See these idiots behind me? I’m gonna let their bosses kill them to save a few bucks, and they’ll still kiss my ass and call it ice cream!”
"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.”
December 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.”
A quarter pipe? Meh! I wanna see him skate the Waiting for Godot set on Broadway!
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
A quarter pipe? Meh! I wanna see him skate the Waiting for Godot set on Broadway!
If it was good enough for Oppenheimer…
December 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If it was good enough for Oppenheimer…
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Me telling my grandchildren about life in 2025:
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Me telling my grandchildren about life in 2025:
If you thought Greedo shooting first was a bad update, you’d better have a seat…
December 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If you thought Greedo shooting first was a bad update, you’d better have a seat…
Adding this to the list.
December 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Adding this to the list.
No, they played it completely stupidly. We may need to change this definition:
December 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
No, they played it completely stupidly. We may need to change this definition:
"We still have three years left of Trump."
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"We still have three years left of Trump."
Philadelphia checking in with this delicious example. Frank’s has been defunct for 35 years, but other soda companies have taken up the black cherry wishniak mantle.
December 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Philadelphia checking in with this delicious example. Frank’s has been defunct for 35 years, but other soda companies have taken up the black cherry wishniak mantle.
He can slap his name on however many buildings he wants, as soon as Republicans are out of power we’re gonna have a crowbar party and remove it.
It’ll be a quick, easy job and a good morale booster as we start repairing all the damage he did.
It’ll be a quick, easy job and a good morale booster as we start repairing all the damage he did.
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
He can slap his name on however many buildings he wants, as soon as Republicans are out of power we’re gonna have a crowbar party and remove it.
It’ll be a quick, easy job and a good morale booster as we start repairing all the damage he did.
It’ll be a quick, easy job and a good morale booster as we start repairing all the damage he did.