I ordered one of those the moment I finished watching that video 3 years ago, and love it. I even use it on cans with pull tops, you can get everything out of the can easily.

Someone hitting a ten-figure lottery jackpot is the only time in this country that a billionaire actually pays an appropriate amount of taxes.

“He made it about himself.” Well, duh!

And he’s still got two ghosts to go!

My parents were both alive for the Depression and had similar stories about ruler-wielding nuns enforcing right-handedness.

Thankfully the practice petered out before I started school, so I am a proud southpaw.

“See these idiots behind me? I’m gonna let their bosses kill them to save a few bucks, and they’ll still kiss my ass and call it ice cream!”

I’ve never used music streaming services, I spent a week ripping all my CDs back in 2003 and have continued to buy and rip more to this day, with some pirated MP3s sprinkled in here and there.

I still have all my tapes from the 80s/90s, but going all the way back to a Walkman seems excessive.

Absolute banger movie and soundtrack. I wore that CD out in 1991.

"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.”

“Just one more lane, bro!”

I’m imagining Stephen Miller laughing like the Dorsia maitre d’ when Patrick Bateman tried to make a same-day reservation. youtu.be/_4_L2UuxLxY?...

A quarter pipe? Meh! I wanna see him skate the Waiting for Godot set on Broadway!

🎶Sheffield roasting in atomic fire🎶

Letting bullies go unpunished but severely disciplining the victims of bullying when they finally snap and fight back is something that long predates the involvement of technology.

If Wiles wanted a puff piece written about her, she should’ve slept with Olivia Nuzzi.

If it was good enough for Oppenheimer…

That just reminded me of the “80sDonDraper” Twitter account. Put some real gems out back in 2013-2015. x.com/80sdondraper