PHIL
@philsfunhouse.bsky.social
21. HE/IT/THEY. enthusiast of all things demonic and satanic. i draw big weird busty demons (and sometimes angels too). no NSFW, but be wary of artistic nudity.
https://philsfunhouse.neocities.org/
https://philsfunhouse.neocities.org/
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PHIL
@philsfunhouse.bsky.social
· Oct 26
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the extended Phil Version
February 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
the extended Phil Version
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also this from a while ago loud
February 5, 2026 at 9:16 AM
also this from a while ago loud
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my new favorite thing to listen to while playing elden ring with @philsfunhouse.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 9:15 AM
my new favorite thing to listen to while playing elden ring with @philsfunhouse.bsky.social
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I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
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Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
January 31, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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Age of Enlightenment
A lecture on freedom and equality in the 1770s. Here I used sunlight and shadow, as well as animals, to convey additional layers of metaphor. Commissioned for a history textbook.
Client: Noordhoff Uitgevers
A lecture on freedom and equality in the 1770s. Here I used sunlight and shadow, as well as animals, to convey additional layers of metaphor. Commissioned for a history textbook.
Client: Noordhoff Uitgevers
January 30, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Age of Enlightenment
A lecture on freedom and equality in the 1770s. Here I used sunlight and shadow, as well as animals, to convey additional layers of metaphor. Commissioned for a history textbook.
Client: Noordhoff Uitgevers
A lecture on freedom and equality in the 1770s. Here I used sunlight and shadow, as well as animals, to convey additional layers of metaphor. Commissioned for a history textbook.
Client: Noordhoff Uitgevers
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✨Miquella✨commission for Jen
January 29, 2026 at 11:29 AM
✨Miquella✨commission for Jen
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
very slightly retouched it . asmodeus's nose was too slim and it's been bothering me since i noticed it (of course i only noticed it AFTER uploading it everywhere)
January 24, 2026 at 5:22 PM
very slightly retouched it . asmodeus's nose was too slim and it's been bothering me since i noticed it (of course i only noticed it AFTER uploading it everywhere)
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The Kiss/The Thing
October 29, 2024 at 9:31 PM
The Kiss/The Thing
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August 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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At the Court of the Sun King. Nonfiction book illustration showing the dinner of Louis XIV as a court performance in the early 1680s.
Can you guess I love painting very detailed scenes? 😆
Client: Noordhoff Uitgevers
Can you guess I love painting very detailed scenes? 😆
Client: Noordhoff Uitgevers
January 18, 2026 at 6:58 PM
At the Court of the Sun King. Nonfiction book illustration showing the dinner of Louis XIV as a court performance in the early 1680s.
Can you guess I love painting very detailed scenes? 😆
Client: Noordhoff Uitgevers
Can you guess I love painting very detailed scenes? 😆
Client: Noordhoff Uitgevers
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September 13, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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So nice to have instant access to all the new features as a dev!
#vintagestory #voxelart #voxel #sandbox #survivalgames #pixelart
#vintagestory #voxelart #voxel #sandbox #survivalgames #pixelart
January 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
So nice to have instant access to all the new features as a dev!
#vintagestory #voxelart #voxel #sandbox #survivalgames #pixelart
#vintagestory #voxelart #voxel #sandbox #survivalgames #pixelart
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January 15, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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the terrible beast - portrait of a grey squirrel
When I find a photo with weird lighting in my camera roll I am cursed with the compulsion to make a study of it. Fur is kind of fun to paint tho.
When I find a photo with weird lighting in my camera roll I am cursed with the compulsion to make a study of it. Fur is kind of fun to paint tho.
January 14, 2026 at 11:04 AM
the terrible beast - portrait of a grey squirrel
When I find a photo with weird lighting in my camera roll I am cursed with the compulsion to make a study of it. Fur is kind of fun to paint tho.
When I find a photo with weird lighting in my camera roll I am cursed with the compulsion to make a study of it. Fur is kind of fun to paint tho.
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January 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM