Transplanted Bird
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Narrator: Afterwards, the scheduled executions were carried out by firing squad
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Narrator: Afterwards, the scheduled executions were carried out by firing squad
Peter, Sally Jenkins is not meant to be taken seriously
January 16, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Peter, Sally Jenkins is not meant to be taken seriously
Bringing a water gun to a real gun fight
January 16, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Bringing a water gun to a real gun fight
This is gonna be the Michigan award times a billion. “I ended 8 wars. I got a NPP. I didn’t ask for it, they gave it to me.”
January 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
This is gonna be the Michigan award times a billion. “I ended 8 wars. I got a NPP. I didn’t ask for it, they gave it to me.”
This past weekend, I called my 70 year old dad, who never liked Prince, to give my condolences for Bob Weir dying. And then I turned the screw a bit and said “This is how I felt when Prince died.”
January 15, 2026 at 11:18 PM
This past weekend, I called my 70 year old dad, who never liked Prince, to give my condolences for Bob Weir dying. And then I turned the screw a bit and said “This is how I felt when Prince died.”
In the words of the Great Glinda, “She’s worse than the other one.”
January 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
In the words of the Great Glinda, “She’s worse than the other one.”
Let them eat chicken, tortilla, and a piece of broccoli.
January 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Let them eat chicken, tortilla, and a piece of broccoli.
This is like Steinbeck but enjoyable
January 14, 2026 at 1:54 AM
This is like Steinbeck but enjoyable
January 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
The greatest thing to ever come out of Vice, by @tbone.malwar-virus.biz
www.vice.com/en/article/i...
www.vice.com/en/article/i...
I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
www.vice.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
The greatest thing to ever come out of Vice, by @tbone.malwar-virus.biz
www.vice.com/en/article/i...
www.vice.com/en/article/i...
The irony here is thicker than molasses
January 14, 2026 at 12:41 AM
The irony here is thicker than molasses
Ding Dong Dilbert’s Dead?
January 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Ding Dong Dilbert’s Dead?
Turn that shit up to ELEVEN!
January 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Turn that shit up to ELEVEN!
Nonsense. In solidarity with all birds (excepting Cardinals, Falcons, Ravens, & Seahawks) the Eagles banned bird murder at The Linc in 2006.
January 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Nonsense. In solidarity with all birds (excepting Cardinals, Falcons, Ravens, & Seahawks) the Eagles banned bird murder at The Linc in 2006.
Drew, you’re my favorite follow. But gonna mute ya for about 3hrs 😟
January 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Drew, you’re my favorite follow. But gonna mute ya for about 3hrs 😟
This will simply be an excuse for more businesses to refuse EBT.
January 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
This will simply be an excuse for more businesses to refuse EBT.
The “don’t want none, won’t be none” approach to law enforcement
January 11, 2026 at 12:44 AM
The “don’t want none, won’t be none” approach to law enforcement
Can’t believe he didn’t follow it up with “I hear a lot of people saying we should change the name to Trumpezuela. It wasn’t my idea, but we’ll look at that. I kinda like it.”
January 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Can’t believe he didn’t follow it up with “I hear a lot of people saying we should change the name to Trumpezuela. It wasn’t my idea, but we’ll look at that. I kinda like it.”
From your tapping fingers to God’s ears 🙏
January 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
From your tapping fingers to God’s ears 🙏
I’m up to 13 leagues, commissioner of 3. I’d really like to trim down but can’t seem to pull the trigger
January 4, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I’m up to 13 leagues, commissioner of 3. I’d really like to trim down but can’t seem to pull the trigger
Dune has an ending, but it’s best to stop after 3. Casuals who enjoy the current arc will not like where it goes from here.
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Dune has an ending, but it’s best to stop after 3. Casuals who enjoy the current arc will not like where it goes from here.