Transplanted Bird
@phl2ilm.bsky.social
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Transplanted Bird
@phl2ilm.bsky.social
· Nov 15
GO BIRDS!!! 🦅🦅🦅
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Report: Guy Just Put 10 Bucks In Jukebox https://theonion.com/report-guy-just-put-10-bucks-in-jukebox-1819571279/
January 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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I somehow missed @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social joining @motherjones.com , but I’m overjoyed to see it now
Minneapolis locals aren't holding back on their feelings as federal agents sow chaos in their neighborhoods. As reporter Amanda Moore points out in this video, they're saying Fuck you, Minnesota hates you, Go back to Texas, etc. etc.
Scenes of escalating violence, chaos, and resistance in Minneapolis.
Trump's militarized immigration crackdown is intensifying. We're documenting it on the ground.
www.motherjones.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I somehow missed @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social joining @motherjones.com , but I’m overjoyed to see it now
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Bari Weiss Launches Jar Of Mayonnaise Into CBS Evening News Anchor Chair
www.wonkette.com/p/bari-weiss...
By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
www.wonkette.com/p/bari-weiss...
By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
Bari Weiss Launches Jar Of Mayonnaise Into CBS Evening News Anchor Chair
She's so good at this.
www.wonkette.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Bari Weiss Launches Jar Of Mayonnaise Into CBS Evening News Anchor Chair
www.wonkette.com/p/bari-weiss...
By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
www.wonkette.com/p/bari-weiss...
By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
A reminder to all my #ncpol friends that Matt Mercer is a worthless pos
www.propublica.org/article/prop...
www.propublica.org/article/prop...
Our Reporters Reached Out for Comment. They Were Accused of Stalking and Intimidation.
Our journalists reach out to people they’re writing about to ensure fairness. But in this environment, they’ve found their efforts to do so are more likely to be vilified than appreciated.
www.propublica.org
December 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
A reminder to all my #ncpol friends that Matt Mercer is a worthless pos
www.propublica.org/article/prop...
www.propublica.org/article/prop...
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The largest generation in U.S. history is in their 70s now. And Stephen Miller’s podcaster wife thinks it’s suspicious that there’s a huge surge in home health aides.
December 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The largest generation in U.S. history is in their 70s now. And Stephen Miller’s podcaster wife thinks it’s suspicious that there’s a huge surge in home health aides.
Pulled this wisdom tooth fragment (or spicule, as I’ve come to learn) from my gum today, 30 years after they were removed. Made for a very unpleasant week.
December 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Pulled this wisdom tooth fragment (or spicule, as I’ve come to learn) from my gum today, 30 years after they were removed. Made for a very unpleasant week.
Now if they could just stop jailing women seeking health care
In fact, Texas has now definitively surpassed California as the largest producer of utility-scale solar in the US
California still leads in total solar due to its much larger rooftop program, but Texas has reached 68% of California's output compared to 55% in the 12 months prior
California still leads in total solar due to its much larger rooftop program, but Texas has reached 68% of California's output compared to 55% in the 12 months prior
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Now if they could just stop jailing women seeking health care
December 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
For all you screenwriters out there, a Chris Mullen biopic is just waiting for a ticket to the Oscars
December 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
For all you screenwriters out there, a Chris Mullen biopic is just waiting for a ticket to the Oscars
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If it makes you feel any better, those seven TEs you're choosing from have to score a TD to separate, and even an infinite amount of time wouldn't be enough to pick the right one.
Just set the lineup and drink.
Just set the lineup and drink.
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If it makes you feel any better, those seven TEs you're choosing from have to score a TD to separate, and even an infinite amount of time wouldn't be enough to pick the right one.
Just set the lineup and drink.
Just set the lineup and drink.
Just what we need, another narrow-minded, mono-cultured law enforcement officer.
If I’m not a customer then why do I pay so much? I’m definitely a customer and as a customer I have certain expectations for the service rendered.
December 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Just what we need, another narrow-minded, mono-cultured law enforcement officer.
Oh dear lord! The Hoosier QB is running as the GOP candidate in 2048
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Oh dear lord! The Hoosier QB is running as the GOP candidate in 2048
Happy to be a small part of this wonderful program!
We went Fantasy Cares toy shopping this morning at the Mall of America Toys R Us with Toys For Tots marines!
We spent over $18,000 helping make a brighter Christmas for so many in this area.
Thank you so much to all who helped make this happen!
We spent over $18,000 helping make a brighter Christmas for so many in this area.
Thank you so much to all who helped make this happen!
December 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Happy to be a small part of this wonderful program!
Fuck people like this
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Fuck people like this
I'm picturing @craighorlbeck.bsky.social glued to his computer all weekend long researching animal penis sizes now that made that Tuesday Trivia request @dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm picturing @craighorlbeck.bsky.social glued to his computer all weekend long researching animal penis sizes now that made that Tuesday Trivia request @dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social
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Victory lapping someone you groomed when you were in your 50s and they were 19 doesn’t come off that well, tbh
omg the review/vivisection of Nuzzi's book in The Washington Post begins "I am told that writers used to be interesting."
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Victory lapping someone you groomed when you were in your 50s and they were 19 doesn’t come off that well, tbh
If Chip’s trajectory of failing up holds, he’ll be coaching the Giants next season
Sources: The Raiders have fired Chip Kelly, saying goodbye to another coordinator.
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If Chip’s trajectory of failing up holds, he’ll be coaching the Giants next season
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just... WOW
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
just... WOW
A cop says he heard something, that is all.
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
A cop says he heard something, that is all.
Someone is about to find out that, like Liz Cheney did, there ain’t much $$$ in switching teams from right to left
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Someone is about to find out that, like Liz Cheney did, there ain’t much $$$ in switching teams from right to left
Nor should they in Week 12 of the regular season
Rico Dowdle said the Panthers haven't talked to him or his agent about a contract extension yet, per David Newton.
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Nor should they in Week 12 of the regular season
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Thursday Night Football needs to not be a thing anymore
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Thursday Night Football needs to not be a thing anymore
If the #Eagles ever took the field in some green shade of what the Texans are wearing right now, I’d have to seriously reconsider my allegiance.
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If the #Eagles ever took the field in some green shade of what the Texans are wearing right now, I’d have to seriously reconsider my allegiance.
