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Could This TN Special Election Help End Mike Johnson's Speakership BEFORE The Midterms? www.wonkette.com/p/could-this...
Could This TN Special Election Help End Mike Johnson's Speakership BEFORE The Midterms?
Reckon let's try!
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November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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A good political fight to pick: the astronaut who flew four space shuttle missions, the decorated Navy pilot who saw combat, the husband who nursed his wife back to health after she took a bullet to the fucking brain, versus the drunken try-hard showboating TV show host...You guys are doing awesome.
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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A Farewell To Marge

She was always good for content.

By @marciej.bsky.social

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A Farewell To Marge
She was always good for content.
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November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Whiskeydick Pete Hegseth Court-Martialing Mark Kelly For Not Doing A Sedition
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
Whiskeydick Pete Hegseth Court-Martialing Mark Kelly For Not Doing A Sedition
This should go swell.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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See You In Hell, DOGE :)

The Department of Government Efficiency officially put down.

By @marciej.bsky.social

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See You In Hell, DOGE :)
The Department of Government Efficiency officially put down.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Thank you @robynelyse.bsky.social and @wonkettemedia.bsky.social for introducing the world (or at least me) to the word GRIFTOSPHERE... Très apropos!!!

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Zut Alors! Are The French Going To Assassinate Candace Owens Like They Assassinated You-Know-Who?
Obviously not, but it does seem like she might be having a full-on nervous breakdown.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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It's your Tuesday morning news roundup!

Mark Kelly Is The Man Pete Hegseth Will Never Be. Tabs, Tues., Nov. 25, 2025
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Mark Kelly Is The Man Pete Hegseth Will Never Be. Tabs, Tues., Nov. 25, 2025
Loser.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Lindsey Halligan Now Free To Bring A Dish To Thanksgiving www.wonkette.com/p/lindsey-ha...
Lindsey Halligan Now Free To Bring A Dish To Thanksgiving
Doubt you'd want her to, though.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Trump’s Leaked Ukraine 'Peace Plan' Actually Just Putin's Letter To Santa

With a side of bribes and looting, obviously.

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Trump’s Leaked Ukraine 'Peace Plan' Actually Just Putin's Letter To Santa
With a side of bribes and looting, obviously.
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November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Let's Talk About Donald Trump's Totally One-Sided Infatuation With Zohran Mamdani!

In which the old man abruptly changes tactics.

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Let's Talk About Donald Trump's Totally One-Sided Infatuation With Zohran Mamdani!
In which the old man abruptly changes tactics.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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No Boring Tuna, No Boring Life! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 24, 2025

News and things to read and watch!

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No Boring Tuna, No Boring Life! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 24, 2025
Morning news roundup! Things to read!
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November 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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"For all the sneering from DHS and Frau McLaughlin, the Coast Guard on Thursday night recognized that whoops, this needless bureaucratic rewriting had left a little too much wiggle room if you are Nazi-inclined or Confederacy-curious."
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Maple Old Fashioned!
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By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Maple Old Fashioned!
Nothing fancy. Just some comfort food before the holidays.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Socialist Showdown! Trump Gonna Give NY Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani What-For In Oval Office

This is gonna be good!

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Socialist Showdown! Trump Gonna Give NY Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani What-For In Oval Office
This is gonna be good!
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November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Coast Guard Announces It Is Super-Duper Double-Plus Sure Swastikas Are Bad
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
Coast Guard Announces It Is Super-Duper Double-Plus Sure Swastikas Are Bad
Apparently there was some confusion.
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November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Reject Your Eyes And Ears! Trump DOJ Lawyers' (Alleged) Lies Catching Up To Them In Courts

And a Klayman for your thoughts.

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Reject Your Eyes And Ears! Trump DOJ Lawyers' (Alleged) Lies Catching Up To Them In Courts
And a Klayman for your thoughts.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Guess (Some) Trump Voters Not Into Pedophiles Or Poverty Either!
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Guess (Some) Trump Voters Not Into Pedophiles Or Poverty Either!
Beginning to question MAGA voters' commitment to SparklePedophile!
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November 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup!

Bastards Out Of Carolina. Tabs, Fri., Nov. 21, 2025
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Bastards Out Of Carolina. Tabs, Fri., Nov. 21, 2025
Damn that's a good hed. Morning news roundup! Things to read!
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November 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Wow this story from @wonkettemedia.bsky.social @robynelyse.bsky.social is just mind-blowing...

The Republicans are really a very sick, very disturbed bunch of people. That "scarred for life" is LITERAL.

FASCISM. It's a helluva drug, man...

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Ex-GOP Aide Does Terrible Job Of Faking Anti-Trump Hate Crime Against Herself
And is now scarred for life. That's sad!
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November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Trump Just Saying People Who Love Constitution More Than They Love Führer Should Be Killed www.wonkette.com/p/trump-just...
Trump Just Saying People Who Love Constitution More Than They Love Führer Should Be Killed
Wait, who's doing the violent threats?
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November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Genius Agriculture Sec. Brooke Rollins Will Eliminate SNAP Fraud By Eliminating SNAP
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Genius Agriculture Sec. Brooke Rollins Will Eliminate SNAP Fraud By Eliminating SNAP
Or maybe she won't change much of anything and claim victory. That's always an option.
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November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Area World's Richest Man Extends Record Streak OfZero Self Awareness
Screenshot of 11/19/2025 tweet by Elon Musk: Grokipedia.com, which will be renamed Encyclopedia Galactica when it is at least slightly deserving of the name, is a major project @xAI This is intended to be a massive open source repository of all knowledge about the Universe. Many copies will be distributed periodically throughout the solar system to preserve knowledge for future civilizations should ours perish or subside into barbarism. We take the lesson of the Library of Alexandria to heart.
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Dems Telling Troops To Disobey Illegal Orders, And Trump's Nazis Are Flipping Their Sh*t www.wonkette.com/p/dems-telli...
Dems Telling Troops To Disobey Illegal Orders, And Trump's Nazis Are Flipping Their Sh*t
Cry more.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Dems Telling Troops To Disobey Illegal Orders, And Trump's Nazis Are Flipping Their Sh*t
www.wonkette.com/p/dems-telli...

By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Dems Telling Troops To Disobey Illegal Orders, And Trump's Nazis Are Flipping Their Sh*t
Cry more.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Our campaign looked like the city we’re fighting for: bold, joyful, and rooted in the streets. From bodegas to yellow cabs, we drew from the art forms created by working-class New Yorkers.
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM