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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 1h
Jesse Watters Drags AOC Into Gross Stephen-Miller-Coitus Fantasy :( www.wonkette.com/p/jesse-watt...
Jesse Watters Drags AOC Into Gross Stephen-Miller-Coitus Fantasy :(
Cuck-a-doodle-doo.
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 1h
Pam Bondi Dodges, Yowls And Snarls In Senate Hot Seat!
Trump's AG kitten's got claws.

By @marciej.bsky.social

Pam Bondi Dodges, Yowls And Snarls In Senate Hot Seat!
Trump's AG kitten's got claws.

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Pam Bondi Dodges, Yowls And Snarls In Senate Hot Seat!
Trump's AG kitten's got claws.
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Monica It's Halloween season darling. 🎃 @glowerchild.bsky.social · 6h
"Watters gushes and spews forth and erupts over how Stephen Miller is a “policy savant” and all kinds of other things about the man he wants to Goebbels him up." This type of writing is why I love @wonkettemedia.bsky.social ❤️ lol
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 6h
Yes, the same Stephen Miller who looks like a finger after it’s been in a bathtub for three hours.

Jesse Watters Drags AOC Into Gross Stephen-Miller-Coitus Fantasy :(
www.wonkette.com/p/jesse-watt...

By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Jesse Watters Drags AOC Into Gross Stephen-Miller-Coitus Fantasy :(
Cuck-a-doodle-doo.
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📚Laura Weatherspoon🌳 @lauraweatherspoon.bsky.social · 5h
As always, Evan Hurst’s humor cuts like a Ginsu knife. The Watters/ Miller public love affair is hilariously revolting.
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 5h
Trump, True To Form, Looks For Way To Stiff Federal Workers When Shutdown Ends
www.wonkette.com/p/trump-true...

By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Trump, True To Form, Looks For Way To Stiff Federal Workers When Shutdown Ends
Assuming the shutdown ever ends, of course.
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 6h
Yes, the same Stephen Miller who looks like a finger after it’s been in a bathtub for three hours.

Jesse Watters Drags AOC Into Gross Stephen-Miller-Coitus Fantasy :(
www.wonkette.com/p/jesse-watt...

By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Jesse Watters Drags AOC Into Gross Stephen-Miller-Coitus Fantasy :(
Cuck-a-doodle-doo.
www.wonkette.com
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 6h
Jesse Watters Drags AOC Into Gross Stephen-Miller-Coitus Fantasy :(
www.wonkette.com/p/jesse-watt...

By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Jesse Watters Drags AOC Into Gross Stephen-Miller-Coitus Fantasy :(
Cuck-a-doodle-doo.
www.wonkette.com
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 6h
It's every bit as terrible as the headline suggests. Read only if you have a strong stomach.
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Scott Smith @stampergr.bsky.social · 1d
Since Trump administration forced Apple to remove the ICE-tracking tool from their App Store, how about we create a tool that will alert us when Dean Cain completes the obstacle course.
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 6h
it's your Wednesday morning news roundup!

You Already Got Stupider! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 8, 2025
www.wonkette.com/p/you-alread...

By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
You Already Got Stupider! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 8, 2025
Morning news roundup and things to read!
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 23h
Sounds Like Lindsey Halligan Is Going To Have To Prosecute Letitia James For Prosecuting Trump All By Her Darn Self
Revenge tour hitting bumps on road!

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/sounds-lik...
Sounds Like Lindsey Halligan Is Going To Have To Prosecute Letitia James For Prosecuting Trump All By Her Darn Self
Revenge tour hitting bumps on road!
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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 1d
NPR Says Memphis 'Sees Opportunity' In Trump's Fascist Invasion, So It's All Good, We Guess!

Oh for gods sake

www.wonkette.com/p/npr-says-m...
NPR Says Memphis 'Sees Opportunity' In Trump's Fascist Invasion, So It's All Good, We Guess!
Oh for God's sake.
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 1d
MTG Loves ACA Subsidies (Now That Her Kids Are Affected) www.wonkette.com/p/mtg-loves-...
MTG Loves ACA Subsidies (Now That Her Kids Are Affected)
It's a vote, we'll take it.
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 1d
War On America, Chicago Edition
The gassings will continue until Illinois says THANK YOU!

by @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/war-on-ame...
War On America, Chicago Edition
The gassings will continue until Illinois says THANK YOU!
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 1d
A Fan Of Charlie Kirk And Andrew Tate Killed Two Teenage Girls Last Week
www.wonkette.com/p/a-fan-of-c...

By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
A Fan Of Charlie Kirk And Andrew Tate Killed Two Teenage Girls Last Week
He had been stalking one of them for months.
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 1d
The Continued MAGA Freakout Over The Existence Of Bad Bunny!
www.wonkette.com/p/the-contin...

By Michael Mora @m3writer.bsky.social
The Continued MAGA Freakout Over The Existence Of Bad Bunny!
And Benito's completely unbothered Boricuaness makes them madder!
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 1d
Hey, we like Pope Bob a lot!
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 1d
It's your Tuesday morning news roundup!

If ICE Tells You This Is Tabs, They're Lying. Tabs, Tues., Oct. 7, 2025
www.wonkette.com/p/if-ice-tel...

By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
If ICE Tells You This Is Tabs, They're Lying. Tabs, Tues., Oct. 7, 2025
ICE would never tell you this is tabs.
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 1d
SCOTUS To Ghislaine Maxwell: STAY IN PRISON
And Howard Lutnick says there might be Epstein blackmail tapes?!

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/scotus-to-...
SCOTUS To Ghislaine Maxwell: STAY IN PRISON
And Howard Lutnick says there might be Epstein blackmail tapes?!
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 2d
Trump's War On Chicago Will Continue Until Chicago Says 'Thank You'!
But has Kristi Noem found a place to take a dump yet?

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Trump's War On Chicago Will Continue Until Chicago Says 'Thank You'!
But has Kristi Noem found a place to take a dump yet?
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 2d
Trump Sends Military To Portland. Uh Oh, They Got Kicked Out! Twice!
Bye!

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/trump-send...
Trump Sends Military To Portland. Uh Oh, They Got Kicked Out! Twice!
Bye!
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 2d
Sweet Chicago And Portland!: it’s Wonkette’s Tabs of things to read and watch for Mon., Oct. 6, 2025.

www.wonkette.com/p/sweet-chic...
Sweet Chicago And Portland!: Tabs, Mon., Oct. 6, 2025
News and things to read and watch!
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 4d
What's New In Government Shutdown? Where Can I See Government Shutdown? Is Government Shutdown OK On Keto Diet?
www.wonkette.com/p/whats-new-...

By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
What's New In Government Shutdown? Where Can I See Government Shutdown? Is Government Shutdown OK On Keto Diet?
Myth debunked: You don't have to wait an hour after Government Shutdown to go swimming. But the pool is closed.
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 4d
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Metropolitan!
www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to...

By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Metropolitan!
It's a Cosmo, but with SCIENCE!
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 5d
Rep. Tim Burchett: Chinese Teaming Up With Rapacious Sex Demons To Turn Your Kids Trans!
www.wonkette.com/p/rep-tim-bu...

By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
Rep. Tim Burchett: Chinese Teaming Up With Rapacious Sex Demons To Turn Your Kids Trans!
Yes, it's another edition of Wingnut Headline Mad-Libs.
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