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Garble Slew
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Is consensus reality only dead in the US or is it more widespread than that?
January 8, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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any time a liberal says "dearborn" brace for impact
The "Do Something Now" folks, Free Palestine Movement folks, Dearborn folks, AIPAC is bad folks, Hillary & Kamala were bad choices folks, Bernard should have been POTUS folks, etc., y'all are responsible for all the retaliation coming to us.

I've made my peace.
Hopefully, y'all make yours soon.
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Exceptional
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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Israel killed Palestinian poet Refaat Alareer with six of his relatives on December 6th 2023 in Gaza.
December 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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i will probably keep saying some variation of this because its inevitably going to happen but dems campaigning on “reform ice” need to be met with the same reaction as a someone asking if they can kick your child in the head
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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There needs to be trials and there needs to be people sent to die in a prison cell. Consequences must fall on the people who issued the orders and those who carried them out. We must make the punishment of these people a national spectacle that will be remembered for generations.
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
If you’re not watching a Fulci film tonight, you are fucking up.
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Update: I loved it! There are few things better than a very dumb comedy movie made by clever people. I finally got my wish of seeing Toxie in a full body suit and high quality prosthetics and my boy looked beautifully grotesque.

Too much CG gore but still worth the (very long) wait.
Doubt I’ll post much as I like to keep to myself BUT… there’s one thing I’d like to put out into the universe.

For the love of Toxie will a distributor please release Macon Blair’s Toxic Avenger reboot! It has been my most anticipated film since 2021!
August 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Imagine claiming the great Rudy Ray Moore is one of your heroes and then being a homophobe
Snoop Dogg says he’s 'scared to go to the movies now' because of a lesbian couple being depicted in 'Lightyear'

"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
August 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
RIP Ozzy

If the Gods are going home I guess it really is the End
July 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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One of the most fucked up things I’ve ever seen
March 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
FINALLY THANK FUCK

At least one good thing will happen in 2025
January 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Not going to bother with how sad his passing is… I’m so damn happy I was able to share this planet with David Lynch for a short while. Watching Eraserhead for the first time on a crap bootleg was one of the defining moments of my teens and completely changed how I view and appreciate art.
January 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Doubt I’ll post much as I like to keep to myself BUT… there’s one thing I’d like to put out into the universe.

For the love of Toxie will a distributor please release Macon Blair’s Toxic Avenger reboot! It has been my most anticipated film since 2021!
November 8, 2024 at 3:47 AM