Tell me why every time I see a MAGA hat it’s on a man with birthing hips

So I raw dogged thrifting the other day and tried nothing on before buying it and imagine my surprise when everything actually fit

Punxsutawney Phil can actually eat some shit

My problem is that I get emotionally attached to the nice nurses and then I’m sad when shift change happens

I think more people should be aware that "astronaut" is Greek for "starsailor".

The deep seated loathing I feel for Elvis is unmatched. If he has no haters I am dead

Today my sister asked me how I managed to work full time through my very rough pregnancy and honestly. I genuinely have no idea how I did that. Go me

DoorDash wants me to have an alcohol problem so bad

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