PhoenixDragonfly
@phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
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(she/her) Software Engineer, Voiceover artist. In her 40's, bisexual, polyam sometimes-slut. Northern English & living in Scotland Have a gf & a french bulldog https://linktr.ee/PhoenixDragonfly
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yeeeerika.bsky.social
you're not weirding me out, you're weirding me in keep going
phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
I would but it means a long ass flight for a lot of you
(UK moots are not safe - this is why most of them keep their distance lol)
phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
You know you'd get less mockery if you simply stopped being a tory? 😂
phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
ok my face is still healing (I am very red and a lil bruised in places) but I'm expected to go on camera for zoom meetings today? (fuck) 😭😭😭
phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
Does she have self esteem problems or just too much spare cash?

Both: she's just paid a Polish-Scottish woman to microneedle and chemically peel my face.
phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
guess which one serves the most of Scotland?
Yup, Sandyford, the one we're waiting on... the number 1 longest fucking waiting list.
Deliberate denial of medical care from successive governments and barely anyone cares because of the media and right wing agendas against trans people in the UK
phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
everyone better say "yes" like, now, thankyou
dadeasmr.com
Just testing the waters as I try and figure out some things for the future...

If I was to open custom audio commissions, would there be interest?
phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
since I dont think I can face journeying to the USA anytime soon, I would definitely be interested in the next best thing of getting some custom Dade growlings my ear 😍😘😘😘
phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
i'm a very good actor tho, so I dont raise your suspicions when I ask for round 2 (then I guess I'll have to deal with you somehow afterwards) lol
phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
Tell my gf she can wear two pieces of trans flag clothing, she refuses to wear this shirt cos her shoes are transconverse 😇
phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
I'm living in Scotland with my girlfriend cos of getting to know a load of sweary Scottish video games folks 😅
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
"Subway surfers probably saves a lot of people from getting into (dying and/or murdering from) court intrigue" is an all timer line
chasershibari.com
heads up that Northernlion is playing a Tang dynasty FMV game right now and it has the potential to be some of the best NL shit in a hot minute
phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
looks more like irn bru 🤭😍
phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
this reminds me of when I bought a wig, tried it one for some photos...and have never worn it since, my head was so fucking hot!
I now appreciate everyone ever who has worn a wig for just a day or their entire life... how? 😭
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melindamagpie.bsky.social
Wife: It's International Lesbian Day

Me: It's also International Octopus Day

Wife: They go hand in hand

Me: in hand in hand in hand in hand ...
Graphic: Happy International Lesbian Day! Artwork of four femmes holding the lesbian pride flag, and a hand waving a small flag. Graphic: International Octopus Day. A picture of a rose-hued octopus on a dark blue background
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jessiedames.bsky.social
All the hot girls are 5 rats in a trenchcoat, really 💞
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phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
let me hold your...hand when I say this Jarl

You are a real himbo sometimes you know 🤣
phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
thats what i got but i figured it was too obvious to post lmao
phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
I'd [redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted] then we'd cuddle 😂😘
phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
men could dress like this everyday if they wanted to, they CHOSE not to.
For shame 😔