This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.

Wow. The music on this radio channel is amazing. Best new wave I’ve heard in a while. What is it?

“Welcome back to Your Fathers Music Program from the 80s/90s…”

Ouch. Almost forgot I was super old…