Whenever I pop onto your streams I get a big smile. You've got a warmth when you're playing games and it's nice to feel.

this was a good reminder for me to ask them to merge my deadname page into the last three on my actual page lmao

i don't even fuckin go here i just looked up magic cards so i could rip that in record time

garuda, bahamut
run you little marmot
to brynhildr, kujata
come on esper ramuh

Made Gym/E4 and Champion teams for funsies

6. And Ditto is one of my favorite guys also. Perfect face. Versatility. I'd love to learn a Ditto's personality. Does it prefer mimicking inanimate objects? People? Strictly other Pokemon? What's its favorite form? Take it for a field day and see what happens

5. Natu is because I wanted a shoulder Pokemon. You know one that chills on your shoulder while you're scrolling on your phone or walking through town or whatever. This one can teleport you in a pinch too so that's dope

4. Porygon is because I want to tinker with it. It's fine it's enrichment actually

3. Gogoat is probably the least expected pick of this list. I wanted a grass type because of good smells to have around, and I wanted a four-legged friend to relax with. It gets a read on someone from touch and I'd love that kind of wordless solidarity

Plus it runs as fast as a fuckin motorcycle

2. Yanmega's also a big favorite but additionally has the ability to carry a fully grown adult in flight (Pokedex says so, look it up)

I strap myself to my pet and take off for the grocery store at Mach 5. We blow out all the windows on the block

1. Croagunk's my favorite. my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy

Least* dangerous poison type to have around. What if there was a guy. I'd let him do the Muttley laugh whenever I trip and fall and I'd feed him Cheetos during meetings at work

thanks

I agree

i have no thought at all about my own reward
i really didn't come man door hand hook car door

I genuinely believe nerdism's insistence that story is a thing to be quantified, compartmentalized into tropes and trivia, to be literalized, has been utterly poisonous.

oh shit same

unstoppable