#mothman imposters:

-> Valentino asshole from that hell hotel show
-> Fallout76 villain from trepang2
-> Parachuting Batman action figure seen hovering around Chicago
-> Jim Norton

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

#cowtools #ghibli #farside #hayaomiyazaki #garylarson #ai

If you don’t have a library card go get one. Even if you don’t plan on using it right away, go get one. Keep our libraries alive.

me telling people i grew up playing roller coaster tycoon and simcity instead of cod and halo

There’s a lot to be gained from considering other viewpoints.
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Making a roast beef pot roast at my Sister's house for today

Finished The Picture of Dorian Gray. Reading the historical reactions to it being published makes me think that nobody had a sense of humor at the time. They must have thought that Lord Henry was an actual mouthpiece for the author and not a satirical character of English aristocracy.

welcome to the bathroom

1 near whole night of being too sick to lay in bed while the room is too cold, I think I still got at least 4 hours of sleep.

Kittens picking up souls !

#linocut #darkart #print #artwork

I am Kate Middleton here is my photo I am driving a car down to the chemist’s to get a packet of crisps and then I am off to Piccadilly square for a right pisser of a time

Yes.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Too sick to fall asleep, I'm woozy from shots and the room is too cold to the point where if I stick my head out from the sheets, my body shivers.