President* Evil, this is 2025! That amount of money doesn't even exist. That's like saying, "I want a kajillion bajillion dollars."

Shut up and take my money!

I prefer "agitateur de fosses septiques". Sounds fancy.

Soon to be a saying: a $50 knockoff Dutch oven in AZ is worth a $300 Le Creuset in WV. Gotta update your idioms, people!

Only reason Trump's not a Nazi is he keeps forgetting his lines.

I guess that makes Gianni Infantino and Boeing front-runners.

This is the cruelest timeline for anyone who thinks and remembers.

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managed to survive not only being the least popular among the Soviet leadership but also Lenin's written recommendation that he be removed from leadership, why not JD?

Should DJT live to 2028 yet decide not to run, it may come down to the last white guy to the demented fuck a shiny gold bauble. /

I think Vance is more likely to be the one who survives the free-for-all that'd follow the desiccated pumpkin climbing into his waiting handbasket, thru sheer force of persona.... the love of the GOP ba... er, being the constitutional successor and hiding behind a sofa. What the hell, Stalin /

Frank Lloyd Wright Bachman-Wilson House
Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art

Maybe we could try getting rid of other things that cause anxiety. I can think of a few.

The Pat McAfee of politics.

In the late 80s/early 90s, I was a severe insomniac and some of things I used to love watching most were foreign sports (especially Australian Rules Football and Gaelic Games) on ESPN and surgical continuing education videos on Lifetime, both from about 2 am to 7 am Central.

I find that "not dying" is an important step.

I have a frankly disturbing love of numerals with ascenders and descenders.

Webdings.

Do you know about french fry po boys? If so, did you get one?