Xmas Caganer Pierce Presley
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Just saw a Parkland survivor post about being on lock down at Brown University.
We've failed generations of kids with our gun fetish
We've failed generations of kids with our gun fetish
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Just saw a Parkland survivor post about being on lock down at Brown University.
We've failed generations of kids with our gun fetish
We've failed generations of kids with our gun fetish
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I still carry, at all time on campus, two occlusive bandages and a tourniquet. Anyone who spends time among large gatherings of people should have them and know how to use them. www.amazon.com/RHINO-RESCUE...
December 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I still carry, at all time on campus, two occlusive bandages and a tourniquet. Anyone who spends time among large gatherings of people should have them and know how to use them. www.amazon.com/RHINO-RESCUE...
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In case you have never seen this.
December 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
In case you have never seen this.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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Dick Cheney (from hell): "I... worked on a false justification of my oil war for a year... and... he just... he stole a tanker flat out"
Q: What happens to the oil on the tanker you seized?
TRUMP: Well we keep it I guess
TRUMP: Well we keep it I guess
December 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Dick Cheney (from hell): "I... worked on a false justification of my oil war for a year... and... he just... he stole a tanker flat out"
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SALES DIRECTOR: Why no kitchen table?
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking?
- - -INVICTA GAMES, LTD. Packaging Team — Official Minutes Project: Mastermind / New Cover Presentation MARTIN SMITH (Marketing Senior Vice Presi...
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December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
SALES DIRECTOR: Why no kitchen table?
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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The problem with AI is it moves people from bottom left to bottom right by drastically increasing their output.
December 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The problem with AI is it moves people from bottom left to bottom right by drastically increasing their output.
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December 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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When we talk about physical media, we are often only taking about personal collections but a big part of shunning the current digital ecosystem is supporting your local library. Not just for print books and periodicals but for movies, games and other medias too. Get. A. Library. Card.
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When we talk about physical media, we are often only taking about personal collections but a big part of shunning the current digital ecosystem is supporting your local library. Not just for print books and periodicals but for movies, games and other medias too. Get. A. Library. Card.
YOU WILL NOT BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR MORAL CLARITY, SO FIND SOME
also
FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE
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FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE
transphobia is a luxury belief afforded to the affluent Very Online dipshits currently ruining our country and even your average bigot would rather vote on his pocketbook
you will not be punished for your moral clarity, so find some
you will not be punished for your moral clarity, so find some
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
YOU WILL NOT BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR MORAL CLARITY, SO FIND SOME
also
FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE
also
FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE
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Gramps here, lecturing leftists who say the Dems can't change that in 56 it was aligned with Southern segregationists (who got the VP noms), but by 64 with MLK, because of successful social movement organizing. Take the party over, leftists. Else you're not actually involved in US politics.
December 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Gramps here, lecturing leftists who say the Dems can't change that in 56 it was aligned with Southern segregationists (who got the VP noms), but by 64 with MLK, because of successful social movement organizing. Take the party over, leftists. Else you're not actually involved in US politics.
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So not only were we busy telling the world what we were doing on insecure Signal chats, we were shooting down our own people at the same time. It has costs to put incompetent people in charge of national security, and I fear we are just beginning to pay them.
www.businessinsider.com/navy-warship...
www.businessinsider.com/navy-warship...
A Navy warship mistook US fighter jets for enemy missiles and opened fire. The targeted pilot saw his life flash before his eyes.
New documents reveal how the USS Gettysburg shot down an F/A-18 and nearly hit a second one above the Red Sea last year.
www.businessinsider.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So not only were we busy telling the world what we were doing on insecure Signal chats, we were shooting down our own people at the same time. It has costs to put incompetent people in charge of national security, and I fear we are just beginning to pay them.
www.businessinsider.com/navy-warship...
www.businessinsider.com/navy-warship...
Chotiner: Santa Claus, thank you so much for doing this.
Santa: Great, thanks. If we go light on the Krampus part, I wouldn’t complain, because it could dwarf everything else.
Santa: Great, thanks. If we go light on the Krampus part, I wouldn’t complain, because it could dwarf everything else.
"I recently spoke with Santa Claus, who is currently coordinating his staff of immortal blue-collar elves, about the morality of children and his friendship with a creature whom many carolers consider a war criminal: Krampus."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Chotiner: Santa Claus, thank you so much for doing this.
Santa: Great, thanks. If we go light on the Krampus part, I wouldn’t complain, because it could dwarf everything else.
Santa: Great, thanks. If we go light on the Krampus part, I wouldn’t complain, because it could dwarf everything else.
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The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
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This paragraph was a hell of a ride
October 6, 2023 at 2:22 AM
This paragraph was a hell of a ride
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If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER.
My latest in @thenation.com
My latest in @thenation.com
Pete Hegseth Should Be Charged With Murder
No matter how you look at the strikes on alleged “drug boats”—as acts of war or attacks on civilians—Hegseth has committed a crime and should be prosecuted.
www.thenation.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER.
My latest in @thenation.com
My latest in @thenation.com
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Everyone knew “metaverse” was a stupid idea. Yet every news outlet covered it extensively and ad nauseam when announced. Now every news outlet covers its demise. Fuck this. Tech journalists need to start admitting when tech is just plain dumb — or harmful.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Everyone knew “metaverse” was a stupid idea. Yet every news outlet covered it extensively and ad nauseam when announced. Now every news outlet covers its demise. Fuck this. Tech journalists need to start admitting when tech is just plain dumb — or harmful.
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
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We are not at war with Venezuela, yet. The boats are civilian craft. The U.S. criminal code does not maintain a death penalty for drug smuggling. Due process is required before conviction or sentence.
All of the 80 people killed thus far are wanton murders slain under illegal orders. All of them.
All of the 80 people killed thus far are wanton murders slain under illegal orders. All of them.
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
We are not at war with Venezuela, yet. The boats are civilian craft. The U.S. criminal code does not maintain a death penalty for drug smuggling. Due process is required before conviction or sentence.
All of the 80 people killed thus far are wanton murders slain under illegal orders. All of them.
All of the 80 people killed thus far are wanton murders slain under illegal orders. All of them.
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Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
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i've paid $50k in the last 1.5 years to have 2,967 fake Anti-Planner listings taken down.
🖕 fuck counterfeiters. 🖕
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🖕 fuck counterfeiters. 🖕
support indie creators during the holidays:
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60 PDFs for $14.95 (or get them FREE with a book purchase!)
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
i've paid $50k in the last 1.5 years to have 2,967 fake Anti-Planner listings taken down.
🖕 fuck counterfeiters. 🖕
support indie creators during the holidays:
📘 anti-planner.com
60 PDFs for $14.95 (or get them FREE with a book purchase!)
🖕 fuck counterfeiters. 🖕
support indie creators during the holidays:
📘 anti-planner.com
60 PDFs for $14.95 (or get them FREE with a book purchase!)
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he’s fascinating to me to observe simply as an example of the varieties of human experience. Totally incapable of empathy or even the appropriateness that can serve as a guide to conceal the inability to feel empathy.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
he’s fascinating to me to observe simply as an example of the varieties of human experience. Totally incapable of empathy or even the appropriateness that can serve as a guide to conceal the inability to feel empathy.
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You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Too real.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Too real.
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Too real.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Too real.