mitt romney
@pierre-delecto-jr.bsky.social
Call forth the rats
uwu
Pinned
I reserve the right to censor my old posts and you can’t do a fucking thing about it
I am so tired of seeing men piss in public oh my fucking god
January 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I am so tired of seeing men piss in public oh my fucking god
turns out I can stop my ruminations about being a terrible person by simply working out to the point where I am physically and mentally exhausted
January 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
turns out I can stop my ruminations about being a terrible person by simply working out to the point where I am physically and mentally exhausted
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going on a fuckass quest
January 10, 2026 at 6:01 PM
going on a fuckass quest
squatting 145 with long red cunty nails has me feeling insane
January 10, 2026 at 1:28 PM
squatting 145 with long red cunty nails has me feeling insane
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interesting! here's a video i took yesterday of federal agents ramming community members with their car
January 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
interesting! here's a video i took yesterday of federal agents ramming community members with their car
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Ameen.
Universal child care is coming to New York.
January 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Ameen.
my (pretty achievable) goals for this year are to squat 225 and bench 95 and that alone shows you what it’s like to be a woman
January 7, 2026 at 1:36 PM
my (pretty achievable) goals for this year are to squat 225 and bench 95 and that alone shows you what it’s like to be a woman
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America is always like “ok but the NEXT regime change will work,” like when I “cut out carbs” briefly every January.
January 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
America is always like “ok but the NEXT regime change will work,” like when I “cut out carbs” briefly every January.
Everyone shut up . Shut the fuck up!!
January 6, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Everyone shut up . Shut the fuck up!!
I am going to pretend the weight I gained over the past few winter months has been an intentional bulk and go from there
January 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I am going to pretend the weight I gained over the past few winter months has been an intentional bulk and go from there
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
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shitting my pant new year style
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
shitting my pant new year style
Unpopular opinion but I fucking hate sweet potato
January 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Unpopular opinion but I fucking hate sweet potato
Reading a bottle of Dr Bronners and feeling like I’m having a stroke
December 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Reading a bottle of Dr Bronners and feeling like I’m having a stroke
suburban breweries have the most cursed vibes it’s almost incredible
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
suburban breweries have the most cursed vibes it’s almost incredible
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
I can’t wait to cut in January and go fucking insane
December 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I can’t wait to cut in January and go fucking insane
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time to get sucked off by the sandman or whatever that guy does while you sleep
December 22, 2025 at 9:03 AM
time to get sucked off by the sandman or whatever that guy does while you sleep
Another day another chipotle bowl 😔
December 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Another day another chipotle bowl 😔
If you stop randomly in the middle of the sidewalk I think I should legally be allowed to punch you in the back of the head
December 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If you stop randomly in the middle of the sidewalk I think I should legally be allowed to punch you in the back of the head
Amadeus is the best movie ever made I’ll fight anyone who thinks otherwise
December 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Amadeus is the best movie ever made I’ll fight anyone who thinks otherwise
Golden doodles are AI generated and subsequently 3D printed
December 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Golden doodles are AI generated and subsequently 3D printed
yes I am endeavoring to read the power broker please check back in two months from now to see how that’s going
December 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
yes I am endeavoring to read the power broker please check back in two months from now to see how that’s going
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Tired of telling my enemies “Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.” I actually want the door to hit them now. Hard!
December 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tired of telling my enemies “Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.” I actually want the door to hit them now. Hard!