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perpetual emotion machine
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fugitive of murphy’s law

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January 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
the wife’s mad at me but not THAT mad. I’m in the dog bed
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
fight club is crazyyy. I would also be mad fucked up if I thought I was normal but then it turned out my name was tyler
December 31, 2025 at 5:46 AM
flipping back and forth between PWHL and World Juniors games. it’s truly the most wonderful time of the year #iihf #pwhl
December 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
stealing the Hits and Fits idea from a cooler girl than I. in no specific order: #hitsandfits

a very dykey look for Nobody’s Going To Heaven by Elway

elwaytheband.bandcamp.com/album/nobody...
December 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
got to teach my mother in law what HRT is after she noticed my boobs and excitedly yelled “ARE YOU GROWING TITS!?”
December 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
me every time my parents ask about grandchildren
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
working the week of christmas is lowkey elf coded
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
not all who tater are tots
December 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
they really nailed the word orchiectomy because you are indeed removing the part that makes you an orc
December 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
all kings yearn for nowadays is The Amulet
December 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
as soon as you finish recording your album you’re going to hear an album that inspires you so much, you’ll wish you’d played everything differently on the one you just made. such is the way of things
December 6, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Gays Against Groomers out and about near Olympic Village station in Vancouver #vancouverpoli #olympicvillage
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I became a musician because sex wasn’t enough for me. I wanted to disappoint 30-50 people at once
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
life is an immovable object, and I am a very stoppable force
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I swear we used to at least get pizza parties
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
BELIEVE WOMEN*

* unless they’re reassuring you that you look beautiful
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Is she…. you know….. forbidden to eat the grapefruit?
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
far be it from me to say that the world is beautiful and everything is going to be okay … but the world is beautiful and everything is going to be okay
November 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Unfollowing now. I was familiar with his history of stalking and harassment, but I had no idea about his terrible band
October 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
my bandmate is always pulling his string to raise the pitch after playing a note on his stratocaster.
call that a Fender bender
October 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
can “protect the dolls” include avoiding media portraying us as dangerous? dogman, long legs, the ed gein season of monster… does this trope really need to be making a comeback right now? would love for allies to learn to recognize harmful shit on their own without it needing to be pointed out
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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If the soft spot in my skull ever hardens up I’m going to start picking fights
October 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
thinking about the Everyone Is 12 theory - half the men you know still believe some version of “girls have cooties”
October 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
who called it “herstory” and not “a walk down mammary lane”
October 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM