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January 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
onlyfans dude from the south - Mason Dicks Online
the wife’s mad at me but not THAT mad. I’m in the dog bed
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
the wife’s mad at me but not THAT mad. I’m in the dog bed
fight club is crazyyy. I would also be mad fucked up if I thought I was normal but then it turned out my name was tyler
December 31, 2025 at 5:46 AM
fight club is crazyyy. I would also be mad fucked up if I thought I was normal but then it turned out my name was tyler
stealing the Hits and Fits idea from a cooler girl than I. in no specific order: #hitsandfits
a very dykey look for Nobody’s Going To Heaven by Elway
elwaytheband.bandcamp.com/album/nobody...
a very dykey look for Nobody’s Going To Heaven by Elway
elwaytheband.bandcamp.com/album/nobody...
December 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
stealing the Hits and Fits idea from a cooler girl than I. in no specific order: #hitsandfits
a very dykey look for Nobody’s Going To Heaven by Elway
elwaytheband.bandcamp.com/album/nobody...
a very dykey look for Nobody’s Going To Heaven by Elway
elwaytheband.bandcamp.com/album/nobody...
got to teach my mother in law what HRT is after she noticed my boobs and excitedly yelled “ARE YOU GROWING TITS!?”
December 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
got to teach my mother in law what HRT is after she noticed my boobs and excitedly yelled “ARE YOU GROWING TITS!?”
me every time my parents ask about grandchildren
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
me every time my parents ask about grandchildren
working the week of christmas is lowkey elf coded
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
working the week of christmas is lowkey elf coded
not all who tater are tots
December 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
not all who tater are tots
they really nailed the word orchiectomy because you are indeed removing the part that makes you an orc
December 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
they really nailed the word orchiectomy because you are indeed removing the part that makes you an orc
all kings yearn for nowadays is The Amulet
December 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
all kings yearn for nowadays is The Amulet
as soon as you finish recording your album you’re going to hear an album that inspires you so much, you’ll wish you’d played everything differently on the one you just made. such is the way of things
December 6, 2025 at 6:09 AM
as soon as you finish recording your album you’re going to hear an album that inspires you so much, you’ll wish you’d played everything differently on the one you just made. such is the way of things
Gays Against Groomers out and about near Olympic Village station in Vancouver #vancouverpoli #olympicvillage
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Gays Against Groomers out and about near Olympic Village station in Vancouver #vancouverpoli #olympicvillage
I became a musician because sex wasn’t enough for me. I wanted to disappoint 30-50 people at once
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I became a musician because sex wasn’t enough for me. I wanted to disappoint 30-50 people at once
life is an immovable object, and I am a very stoppable force
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
life is an immovable object, and I am a very stoppable force
I swear we used to at least get pizza parties
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I swear we used to at least get pizza parties
BELIEVE WOMEN*
* unless they’re reassuring you that you look beautiful
* unless they’re reassuring you that you look beautiful
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
BELIEVE WOMEN*
* unless they’re reassuring you that you look beautiful
* unless they’re reassuring you that you look beautiful
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Is she…. you know….. forbidden to eat the grapefruit?
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Is she…. you know….. forbidden to eat the grapefruit?
far be it from me to say that the world is beautiful and everything is going to be okay … but the world is beautiful and everything is going to be okay
November 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
far be it from me to say that the world is beautiful and everything is going to be okay … but the world is beautiful and everything is going to be okay
Unfollowing now. I was familiar with his history of stalking and harassment, but I had no idea about his terrible band
October 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Unfollowing now. I was familiar with his history of stalking and harassment, but I had no idea about his terrible band
my bandmate is always pulling his string to raise the pitch after playing a note on his stratocaster.
call that a Fender bender
call that a Fender bender
October 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
my bandmate is always pulling his string to raise the pitch after playing a note on his stratocaster.
call that a Fender bender
call that a Fender bender
can “protect the dolls” include avoiding media portraying us as dangerous? dogman, long legs, the ed gein season of monster… does this trope really need to be making a comeback right now? would love for allies to learn to recognize harmful shit on their own without it needing to be pointed out
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
can “protect the dolls” include avoiding media portraying us as dangerous? dogman, long legs, the ed gein season of monster… does this trope really need to be making a comeback right now? would love for allies to learn to recognize harmful shit on their own without it needing to be pointed out
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If the soft spot in my skull ever hardens up I’m going to start picking fights
October 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If the soft spot in my skull ever hardens up I’m going to start picking fights
thinking about the Everyone Is 12 theory - half the men you know still believe some version of “girls have cooties”
October 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
thinking about the Everyone Is 12 theory - half the men you know still believe some version of “girls have cooties”
who called it “herstory” and not “a walk down mammary lane”
October 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
who called it “herstory” and not “a walk down mammary lane”