Pilot
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Military nicknames continue to send me into space. Email today from someone with the surname ‘Raeburn’ and his nickname (that he signs all his official emails with!!) is ‘Apples’. APPLES!!
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Military nicknames continue to send me into space. Email today from someone with the surname ‘Raeburn’ and his nickname (that he signs all his official emails with!!) is ‘Apples’. APPLES!!
They must know….do they know?? They must know, surely
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
They must know….do they know?? They must know, surely
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When your entire town is covered in a layer of smoke bc of fireworks 👍
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
When your entire town is covered in a layer of smoke bc of fireworks 👍
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When I hilariously fart four times
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
When I hilariously fart four times
People this year INCREDIBLY HORNY for bonfire night, holy shit
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
People this year INCREDIBLY HORNY for bonfire night, holy shit
I wish I had the money to have my own house, instead of an apartment with paper thin walls and assholes who won’t let me ever sleep past 7am on a Sunday
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I wish I had the money to have my own house, instead of an apartment with paper thin walls and assholes who won’t let me ever sleep past 7am on a Sunday
It’s Friday, the weekend, the real me comes aliiiivee
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It’s Friday, the weekend, the real me comes aliiiivee
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most wealth at the top is exactly the same blood money, an ocean of bodies so a handful of people have a bigger number in their portfolio or whatever. personally i think we should drop them naked in the desert and see how it turns out
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
most wealth at the top is exactly the same blood money, an ocean of bodies so a handful of people have a bigger number in their portfolio or whatever. personally i think we should drop them naked in the desert and see how it turns out
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I think about this @tolkoto.com reaction a lot.
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I think about this @tolkoto.com reaction a lot.
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Don’t…don’t make me get into Lego, don’t do this to me oh no
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Don’t…don’t make me get into Lego, don’t do this to me oh no
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here's some step-by-step instructions on how to reveal some erroneously hidden posts from your feeds (those marked by bluesky as "rude")
i've seen totally innocuous posts get hidden for this reason. it doesn't even work as intended, so i recommend updating your settings
i've seen totally innocuous posts get hidden for this reason. it doesn't even work as intended, so i recommend updating your settings
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
here's some step-by-step instructions on how to reveal some erroneously hidden posts from your feeds (those marked by bluesky as "rude")
i've seen totally innocuous posts get hidden for this reason. it doesn't even work as intended, so i recommend updating your settings
i've seen totally innocuous posts get hidden for this reason. it doesn't even work as intended, so i recommend updating your settings
Finally got Merm to a vet who got her on a pain relief and dieting schedule and now she’s high as a kite (she was SIX KILOGRAMS OH MY GOD)
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Finally got Merm to a vet who got her on a pain relief and dieting schedule and now she’s high as a kite (she was SIX KILOGRAMS OH MY GOD)
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Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
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Big day for people who care about other people
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Big day for people who care about other people
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Zohran's campaign was his determination to make New York a city everyone can afford to live in. Huge congratulations!
His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind.
It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.
His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind.
It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Zohran's campaign was his determination to make New York a city everyone can afford to live in. Huge congratulations!
His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind.
It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.
His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind.
It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.
For the second time this year my stepfather has been involved in a serious car accident that has landed him in hospital and buggered up his schedule re: getting surgery to help with his Parkinson’s; he cannot have it if there are other complicating factors, like infection (before) or broken 🦴(now).
November 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
For the second time this year my stepfather has been involved in a serious car accident that has landed him in hospital and buggered up his schedule re: getting surgery to help with his Parkinson’s; he cannot have it if there are other complicating factors, like infection (before) or broken 🦴(now).
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If you’re wondering why they’re flying the flag at half-mast, this is why
RIP Frozen Burrito Guy 🫡
RIP Frozen Burrito Guy 🫡
The Inventor of the Frozen Burrito Has Died gizmodo.com/the-inventor...
The Inventor of the Frozen Burrito Has Died
Pour out a little hot sauce out for the man who changed American cuisine.
gizmodo.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
If you’re wondering why they’re flying the flag at half-mast, this is why
RIP Frozen Burrito Guy 🫡
RIP Frozen Burrito Guy 🫡
Last minute Shortbox lock in, ohhhhhh let’s go
October 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Last minute Shortbox lock in, ohhhhhh let’s go