Blake
@pinch.bsky.social
Some people call me the space cowboy, but you can call me Blake | University of Alabama Alum | Detroit sports, random complaints about life, general tomfoolery
📍Chicago, IL
📍Chicago, IL
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Four Nations has been one of the best things for hockey ever. This USA/Canada game is unbelievably awesome
February 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Four Nations has been one of the best things for hockey ever. This USA/Canada game is unbelievably awesome
I have the Hilton remote layout memorized, safe to say I travel too much for work
January 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I have the Hilton remote layout memorized, safe to say I travel too much for work
Mahomes is such a good player. It’s so annoying
January 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Mahomes is such a good player. It’s so annoying
The media tiptoeing around whether or not they think Nazi salutes at the Inauguration is bad. We’re so cooked
January 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The media tiptoeing around whether or not they think Nazi salutes at the Inauguration is bad. We’re so cooked
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The rules, if you are keeping track:
If a single left activist anywhere in the world says "defund the police," it becomes the official position of the Democratic Party, now and forever.
If the president's top surrogate repeatedly sieg-heils on stage, it's ambiguous, impossible to interpret.
If a single left activist anywhere in the world says "defund the police," it becomes the official position of the Democratic Party, now and forever.
If the president's top surrogate repeatedly sieg-heils on stage, it's ambiguous, impossible to interpret.
January 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The rules, if you are keeping track:
If a single left activist anywhere in the world says "defund the police," it becomes the official position of the Democratic Party, now and forever.
If the president's top surrogate repeatedly sieg-heils on stage, it's ambiguous, impossible to interpret.
If a single left activist anywhere in the world says "defund the police," it becomes the official position of the Democratic Party, now and forever.
If the president's top surrogate repeatedly sieg-heils on stage, it's ambiguous, impossible to interpret.
Troy Aikman in his flu game era
January 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Troy Aikman in his flu game era
Never in my entire life would I have ever believed the 15-2 Lions would march into the playoffs the #1 seed. This is incredible
January 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Never in my entire life would I have ever believed the 15-2 Lions would march into the playoffs the #1 seed. This is incredible
If you’re a restaurant sending happy birthday emails, you better not be sliding into my inbox without giving me something free
November 23, 2024 at 3:54 AM
If you’re a restaurant sending happy birthday emails, you better not be sliding into my inbox without giving me something free
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I’m contractually obligated to tell you guys the Boston Red Sox added Jhoestynxon Garcia to their 40-man roster and his nickname is “The Password.”
November 20, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I’m contractually obligated to tell you guys the Boston Red Sox added Jhoestynxon Garcia to their 40-man roster and his nickname is “The Password.”
Chicago O’Hare: home of the half hour taxi
November 16, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Chicago O’Hare: home of the half hour taxi
Make Polio Great Again🤦♂️
Welp. it's official. RFK Jr as HHS Secretary.
November 14, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Make Polio Great Again🤦♂️
The second a big sports reporter like Schefter or Woj transitions to this site, it’s over for X
November 14, 2024 at 9:43 PM
The second a big sports reporter like Schefter or Woj transitions to this site, it’s over for X
My entire demeanor post-election has been a repeat of “fuck around and find out” in my head
November 11, 2024 at 6:31 AM
My entire demeanor post-election has been a repeat of “fuck around and find out” in my head
anyway, here’s my pup Mozzarella, staring me down for attention while I work
November 11, 2024 at 6:27 AM
anyway, here’s my pup Mozzarella, staring me down for attention while I work
The Detroit Lions are 8-1 lmao this is the wildest and greatest timeline ever
November 11, 2024 at 5:57 AM
The Detroit Lions are 8-1 lmao this is the wildest and greatest timeline ever
Making it a goal to use this site more in 2024
February 16, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Making it a goal to use this site more in 2024
it’s going to happen again isn’t it
August 29, 2023 at 12:48 PM
it’s going to happen again isn’t it
One fact I like is that every single person is a consistent player of an insanely stupid game on their phone
August 2, 2023 at 10:49 PM
One fact I like is that every single person is a consistent player of an insanely stupid game on their phone
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Alright, youre new here, so lemme tell you how it works. On this site, we are all Blue Mages. We can only use magic stolen from other users. We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems. And we Never. Quote tweet. Doulas
July 19, 2023 at 5:59 PM
Alright, youre new here, so lemme tell you how it works. On this site, we are all Blue Mages. We can only use magic stolen from other users. We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems. And we Never. Quote tweet. Doulas
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Millionaires standing up for non millionaires in the same union is good actually
July 18, 2023 at 4:52 PM
Millionaires standing up for non millionaires in the same union is good actually
Who could have imagined the vibes of an app run by Facebook didn’t make people fall in love with it immediately
July 6, 2023 at 11:21 PM
Who could have imagined the vibes of an app run by Facebook didn’t make people fall in love with it immediately
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Bluesky posters: weird little freaks (complimentary)
Threads posters: weird little freaks (derogatory)
Threads posters: weird little freaks (derogatory)
July 6, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Bluesky posters: weird little freaks (complimentary)
Threads posters: weird little freaks (derogatory)
Threads posters: weird little freaks (derogatory)