The worst part is the other queer people helping to set it on fire to try and stop it coming for them.

Yes, but only Scrooged has Carol Kane and therefore it is more awesome.

Yeah. I had the small, white and pathologically non-threatening modifier to a few of mine, also, it wasn’t pure luck. There were a handful of people who were much, much nicer than they could have been. I have been aggressively paying that forward for almost 20 years now.

I think money is just shorthand for power, honestly. It’s not an exact 1:1 but it includes the ability to make things someone else’s problem and an almost infinite get out of consequences free card.

Three months, and had every dice roll not broken in my favor during that time it could have been years.

That looks delicious.

It was - the basin is almost exactly 5 sections long, minus 1-2 rows, so this was minimal cutting and piecing. Something went wildly wrong with tiling the inside of the rim (not pictured) but you can only see it from inside and I’ll always have my glasses off, so.

Re-white, more like.

My Lent eating adventure next spring is gonna be the muskrat hotdish that local FC Catholics get a dispensation for (muskrat is red meat, although there is a contingent determined that it is fish because they’re semi-aquatic.)

Rainbow chard makes a great sub for celery in chicken soup. So does bok choi.

I am totally gonna make that recipe.

s/cabbage/potatoes

Honestly if my cousin had screwed things up after that we’d have kept her, not him

At least my cousin had the good sense to marry the girl who established herself as legend on her first family event.