New plan: EAT the sun so global warming stops

- this skeet sponsored by the EPA

This next phase of my life will be all about solving mysteries I think

Had a dream about a type of guy who wears a Days-Inn T shirt

@flabberghaster.bsky.social Hey bozo how about you post some more. What hotels would you live in punk?

I’d go for the Hilton Embassy beachfront. Doesn’t take itself as serious as the Cavalier Hotel, but is essentially across the street from it so I can pop over and get drinks and patio time whenever.

I would live at the Hotel Clermont by Oliver in Atlanta even though this photograph makes me feel claustrophobic.

If a hotel doesn't have a bath in it that's okay. But you should be compensated for that somehow.

Here it's all about the skeets. I am learning this lesson well. I know that if I want the world to understand which hotels I would or wouldn't live at that I have to embrace this fact

But if your ass thinks I'd be caught dead at the Grand Smokies Resort Lodge in Pigeon forge Tennessee you've got another thing coming. A bed right next to the jacuzzi? Am I trying to drown? Sleep with the fishes? Hard pass

I think I'd live at this Days Inn by Wyndham in Knoxville. Look at it. Classic. Simple. A hotel of the people. Go to sleep right on that little oval thing in front of the couch like a cat

hampton inn and suites in Albuquerque have much to answer for

Okay time to get down to business: Firstly I'd live at this Hyatt place in Souix Falls, South Dakota. Look at it. Such luxury. And right down the street from Pillar Dental if your teeth start to hurt

My teeth hurt