Piper
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Piper
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The NFL had a “moment of silence” for Charlie Kirk?? Fuck that.
September 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
April 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
A direct quote from Trump on Nov. 2, 2024: “If I win, you are three days away from the best jobs, the biggest paychecks, the brightest economic future the world has ever seen.”
Funny, how "I will fix things on day one" quickly became "Please, please give me NINE MONTHS to show any signs of progress!!!"
March 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
About to submit a tip that DOE needs to investigate this Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters place, some weird stuff going on over there
The US Department of Education has established a hotline to report schools that subject our precious children to the horrors of wokeness and DEI. I encourage all concerned parents to do as I did to keep them busy. Glory!

enddei.ed.gov
March 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
February 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Why does his little scream at the end remind me of Dale Gribble?
Elon Musk is swinging around a chainsaw at CPAC
February 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I thought Kid Rock and Ted Nugent would be on the board. Somehow reality is always worse.
sure, why not
February 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Do you have a surplus of brain cells? Would you like to destroy those brain cells without the fun effects of alcohol or drugs? Well, now you can watch President Elon’s remarks from the Oval Office.
youtube.com
February 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It’s difficult to watch the Super Bowl knowing the orange one is in attendance and sitting, watching, while the country starts to disintegrate from everything he and Phony Stark set in motion.
February 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
So this is from Dec. 2023 - I’m nowhere near fluent in Italian but some news outlets say “Bentornato Orgoglio Italiano” roughly translates to “Bring Back Italian Pride.” How many countries are going to listen to this fool?
Elon Musk: "race mixing is bad. Italy for Italians!"

*woman next to him moves as far away as possible*
January 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM