Pip @ FWA
pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social
Pip @ FWA
@pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social
Grasshopper mouse in Charleston SC, moving to Denver this summer. Professional woodworker and troublemaker. Follow for nudes, woods, and nudes with wood.
I mean- is he around 70 years old?
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Don’t think of this year as unreasonably warm. Instead think of it as the coolest year of the rest of your life.
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The other vitamin P.
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
With those side burns you look ready to head down south and give Johnny Reb a whopping!
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Pepsi is cheaper.
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I dunno. I don’t think anyone over there has heard of furries. Right @joabaldwin.com ?
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
All I’m saying is, given what we now know about the extent of Bill’s proclivities, Hillary must make Nancy look like an amateur competing at the Olympics.
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Welp. In this one case Bernie Johnson was right.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
What, you didn’t have Bill Clinton and Donald Trump having sex on your scandal bingo card?
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
You mean ❄️🍺
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Hello fellow member of the best age club!
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Rake break.
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
How much for the stoat in the window?
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I figured it got tiresome so stopped.
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I feel ya. Someone in my neighborhood has a Great Pyrenees they just let roam. I’ve been attacked three times while walking my dog.

The last time just last night. And naturally it decided to chase my cat (who hid under a car) so I had to use my dog to scare it off.
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Yup. And this all stems from a (non-furry) con back in the day that left a defamation suit because they banned someone who was, arguably, a piece of shit who needed to be banned.
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
That your seed may spill out across the world in a great deluge and all will know the sticky embrace of Yeen.
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
To be fair, when you started it wasn’t the ‘printing’ industry yet.
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Remember that classic article about a guy who was being interviewed by billionaires about how to keep their security staff loyal following an apocalypse?

He suggested: Treat them well, take care of their families, endear them to you.

They settled on: Explosive shock collars.
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM