Pip @ FWA
@pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social
Grasshopper mouse in Charleston SC, moving to Denver this summer. Professional woodworker and troublemaker. Follow for nudes, woods, and nudes with wood.
Pip 'Focus on current project instead of going down random research rabbitholes' - failed three days in a row.
Apologies to my victims.
Apologies to my victims.
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Pip 'Focus on current project instead of going down random research rabbitholes' - failed three days in a row.
Apologies to my victims.
Apologies to my victims.
Even if he didn’t receive sloppy head from that man, Bill should sacrifice himself for the nation and publicly confirm the story.
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Even if he didn’t receive sloppy head from that man, Bill should sacrifice himself for the nation and publicly confirm the story.
Trump has been proposing that the ACA subsidies instead go directly to Americans.
Which would be hilarious actually. Since the net result would be Universal Basic Income for people who don't have employee health insurance.
Which would be hilarious actually. Since the net result would be Universal Basic Income for people who don't have employee health insurance.
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Trump has been proposing that the ACA subsidies instead go directly to Americans.
Which would be hilarious actually. Since the net result would be Universal Basic Income for people who don't have employee health insurance.
Which would be hilarious actually. Since the net result would be Universal Basic Income for people who don't have employee health insurance.
Trump administration to use Consumer Finance Protection Bureau to target consumers for the purpose of protecting banks:
wamu.org/story/25/11/...
wamu.org/story/25/11/...
Trump administration challenges state medical debt protections
Maryland and Virginia are among a dozens states that have passed laws keeping medical debt off consumer credit reports. But the Trump administration is seeking to rollback those protections.
wamu.org
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Trump administration to use Consumer Finance Protection Bureau to target consumers for the purpose of protecting banks:
wamu.org/story/25/11/...
wamu.org/story/25/11/...
How can you have a dog that is loose so frequently and attacks so frequently that the cops know where the dog lives...
AND YOU STILL OWN IT!?
AND YOU STILL OWN IT!?
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
How can you have a dog that is loose so frequently and attacks so frequently that the cops know where the dog lives...
AND YOU STILL OWN IT!?
AND YOU STILL OWN IT!?
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Sobering realization that there are several people that actually will never follow through or think about me despite my best effort.
I need to get my shit together, be pragmatic and revert to my old self. The guy who made things happen regardless or what everyone else was doing and stop waiting
I need to get my shit together, be pragmatic and revert to my old self. The guy who made things happen regardless or what everyone else was doing and stop waiting
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Sobering realization that there are several people that actually will never follow through or think about me despite my best effort.
I need to get my shit together, be pragmatic and revert to my old self. The guy who made things happen regardless or what everyone else was doing and stop waiting
I need to get my shit together, be pragmatic and revert to my old self. The guy who made things happen regardless or what everyone else was doing and stop waiting
Today was one of those days where I somehow accomplished my goal- despite my best efforts.
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Today was one of those days where I somehow accomplished my goal- despite my best efforts.
On a day like today I'm realizing the benefit of having a vent account.
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
On a day like today I'm realizing the benefit of having a vent account.
I've made the astounding discover that if I put the fruit in a bowl where I walk by it constantly, and put the junk food in a very inconvenient spot, I will actually eat the fruit I purchase.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I've made the astounding discover that if I put the fruit in a bowl where I walk by it constantly, and put the junk food in a very inconvenient spot, I will actually eat the fruit I purchase.
My favorite thing is when someone glues in a wear part designed to be easily replaceable.
This message brought to you by what I’m currently working on.
This message brought to you by what I’m currently working on.
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My favorite thing is when someone glues in a wear part designed to be easily replaceable.
This message brought to you by what I’m currently working on.
This message brought to you by what I’m currently working on.
Lifted and tilted.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Lifted and tilted.
A giant adorable jumping spider has taken up residence on my door. Which is cute, but I’m afraid I’ll squish them.
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A giant adorable jumping spider has taken up residence on my door. Which is cute, but I’m afraid I’ll squish them.
Every time my realtor comes over she comments about on how clean the place is.
Apparently people be out there trying to sell dirty houses.
Apparently people be out there trying to sell dirty houses.
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Every time my realtor comes over she comments about on how clean the place is.
Apparently people be out there trying to sell dirty houses.
Apparently people be out there trying to sell dirty houses.
Me last night: I could clean…or I could take nudes.
So I did the latter.
So I did the latter.
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Me last night: I could clean…or I could take nudes.
So I did the latter.
So I did the latter.
Open house today. Two and a half hours to make everything good to go. Must. Start. Moving.
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Open house today. Two and a half hours to make everything good to go. Must. Start. Moving.
My goofy movie looking trip to Denver route once I added the peeps who asked for a circus visit.
Apply now for slots in 2026 ;)
Apply now for slots in 2026 ;)
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My goofy movie looking trip to Denver route once I added the peeps who asked for a circus visit.
Apply now for slots in 2026 ;)
Apply now for slots in 2026 ;)
Do I need the Festool Powered Exoskeleton?
No.
Do I want one?
Yes.
No.
Do I want one?
Yes.
October 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Do I need the Festool Powered Exoskeleton?
No.
Do I want one?
Yes.
No.
Do I want one?
Yes.
My realtor came back this week to take photos and see what I’d done the last 4 months.
She had very, very good news. Now I’m trying and failing not to count my chickens before they hatch!
She had very, very good news. Now I’m trying and failing not to count my chickens before they hatch!
October 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My realtor came back this week to take photos and see what I’d done the last 4 months.
She had very, very good news. Now I’m trying and failing not to count my chickens before they hatch!
She had very, very good news. Now I’m trying and failing not to count my chickens before they hatch!
“I think your opinion is informed more by what you’ve consumed in media than what you’ve learned through experience.”
That’s polite Pip for, “You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.”
That’s polite Pip for, “You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.”
October 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
“I think your opinion is informed more by what you’ve consumed in media than what you’ve learned through experience.”
That’s polite Pip for, “You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.”
That’s polite Pip for, “You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.”
I did the staging myself for my home sell. Which means I missed a fursuit head. WHOOPS.
October 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I did the staging myself for my home sell. Which means I missed a fursuit head. WHOOPS.
I left the door open for one second and he snuck back in.
October 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I left the door open for one second and he snuck back in.
I started to type out to send to someone what I’ve done in the last 4 months and realized it was a novel.
And I still feel like I should and could have done more.
Since May I have:
Gone to two cons
Built a new cedar lined closet
Built 640 ft of fence
2 Gates
Cleared 2k sq ft of overgrowth
And I still feel like I should and could have done more.
Since May I have:
Gone to two cons
Built a new cedar lined closet
Built 640 ft of fence
2 Gates
Cleared 2k sq ft of overgrowth
October 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I started to type out to send to someone what I’ve done in the last 4 months and realized it was a novel.
And I still feel like I should and could have done more.
Since May I have:
Gone to two cons
Built a new cedar lined closet
Built 640 ft of fence
2 Gates
Cleared 2k sq ft of overgrowth
And I still feel like I should and could have done more.
Since May I have:
Gone to two cons
Built a new cedar lined closet
Built 640 ft of fence
2 Gates
Cleared 2k sq ft of overgrowth
It occurs to me that the only reason I can eat like this is because I've apparently taken up construction as a hobby.
October 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It occurs to me that the only reason I can eat like this is because I've apparently taken up construction as a hobby.