Captain Kraken
@piratedoll.bsky.social
Adventure # something or other. 🏴☠️
Trying to chill on my breaks at work these days because otherwise I’m gonna crash TF out.
May 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Trying to chill on my breaks at work these days because otherwise I’m gonna crash TF out.
You need to give me at least an hour of being awake before you start talking about adulting to me. 😡
April 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
You need to give me at least an hour of being awake before you start talking about adulting to me. 😡
My love of video games forever saves me.
April 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My love of video games forever saves me.
I hate that I can’t talk to you. 💔
April 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I hate that I can’t talk to you. 💔
Your breakup is no one else’s problem. Friends or not. Keep it together girlypop. You got this. ✨.
April 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Your breakup is no one else’s problem. Friends or not. Keep it together girlypop. You got this. ✨.
I hate that ‘How I Met Your Mother’ is my breakup show.
April 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I hate that ‘How I Met Your Mother’ is my breakup show.
Fighting about tinder is so funny to me. 😂
April 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Fighting about tinder is so funny to me. 😂
Pirate fit shopping. 🏴☠️
April 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Pirate fit shopping. 🏴☠️
One more month before we can start streams &I am so excited to never want to go out in the heat this summer. 😂
April 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
One more month before we can start streams &I am so excited to never want to go out in the heat this summer. 😂
Do not go back to look how it started after it ends.
April 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Do not go back to look how it started after it ends.
Monday be mondaying hard AF RN.
April 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Monday be mondaying hard AF RN.
Baking a cake baked AF.
March 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Baking a cake baked AF.
Only liking gaming content in this platform until it fixes my algorithm on this platform. 🙃
March 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Only liking gaming content in this platform until it fixes my algorithm on this platform. 🙃
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It must kick ass to live in the Pokémon world where ghosts exist but they're only Pokémon so it's basically obvious the human soul is not real and the human body perishes for-ever
March 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It must kick ass to live in the Pokémon world where ghosts exist but they're only Pokémon so it's basically obvious the human soul is not real and the human body perishes for-ever
Every time I think of you so just wanna curl up in a ball &go to sleep.
March 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Every time I think of you so just wanna curl up in a ball &go to sleep.
I always want to bake when I’m sad now. Tf?
March 9, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I always want to bake when I’m sad now. Tf?
The way I simply do not want to today! 😭
March 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The way I simply do not want to today! 😭
Who is your favorite Bluesky creator? I want more to follow. 🦋
March 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Who is your favorite Bluesky creator? I want more to follow. 🦋
Excited to see what’s next. ✨
March 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Excited to see what’s next. ✨
Drink water or get beat up. 🥊🎀
February 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Drink water or get beat up. 🥊🎀
Not stoked for my algorithm to stay super political for another 4 years. 😭
February 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Not stoked for my algorithm to stay super political for another 4 years. 😭
Getting all the attention including from you. 🙈
February 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Getting all the attention including from you. 🙈
The moon is making me rage today. 😂🌙
February 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The moon is making me rage today. 😂🌙