no thank you i cannot go out. i must steal random personality traits from improvisers and let them percolate in my head until i go mad. have fun though.
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
no thank you i cannot go out. i must steal random personality traits from improvisers and let them percolate in my head until i go mad. have fun though.
In my life I try hard to embody the moment that George Harrison showed Tom Petty a car full of ukuleles, then told him "we may need more. Not everybody carries one around with them, you know."
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
In my life I try hard to embody the moment that George Harrison showed Tom Petty a car full of ukuleles, then told him "we may need more. Not everybody carries one around with them, you know."
If I wanted to be really controversial I'd say that the Star Wars Prequels are objectively both bad films and perfect Star Wars.
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If I wanted to be really controversial I'd say that the Star Wars Prequels are objectively both bad films and perfect Star Wars.
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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the thing about writing smut is that it's a perfectly normal and skilled craft, but if i attach my name to it i will have to commit seppuku by sunset tomorrow.
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
the thing about writing smut is that it's a perfectly normal and skilled craft, but if i attach my name to it i will have to commit seppuku by sunset tomorrow.
man between the white house press pool "we're so back," the epstein emails, and the wagon circling response to olivia nuzzi i straight up don't trust journalists anymore. oz katerji and lawrence o'donnell can stay. no one else.
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
man between the white house press pool "we're so back," the epstein emails, and the wagon circling response to olivia nuzzi i straight up don't trust journalists anymore. oz katerji and lawrence o'donnell can stay. no one else.
*whispers* ww84 was actually a fun sequel.
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
*whispers* ww84 was actually a fun sequel.
anybody peddling angry progressive rhetoric is either a vibes-based do-nothing or a grifter and neither will ever do anything to materially improve the world around them.
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
anybody peddling angry progressive rhetoric is either a vibes-based do-nothing or a grifter and neither will ever do anything to materially improve the world around them.
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they are not my monkeys nor my circus. yes, technically as far as i know i resurrected the only known monkey queen and set it free and now there are a bunch of monkeys springing up all over abandoned circuses. but it's a coincidence i swear.
October 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
they are not my monkeys nor my circus. yes, technically as far as i know i resurrected the only known monkey queen and set it free and now there are a bunch of monkeys springing up all over abandoned circuses. but it's a coincidence i swear.
all you need to know about the charlie kirk situation is that my normie mom has no idea who he is and keeps asking people why this influencer was so important.
September 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
all you need to know about the charlie kirk situation is that my normie mom has no idea who he is and keeps asking people why this influencer was so important.
Captain Marvel (2019, dir. Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck) and The Marvels (2023, dir. Nia DaCosta) are essentially war movies where the war already ended. Carol the soldier changed from the war, the Rambeaus the family left behind in hurt and hope. Captain Marvel the hero she so wants to be for them.
August 31, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Captain Marvel (2019, dir. Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck) and The Marvels (2023, dir. Nia DaCosta) are essentially war movies where the war already ended. Carol the soldier changed from the war, the Rambeaus the family left behind in hurt and hope. Captain Marvel the hero she so wants to be for them.
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“Bluesky is an echo chamber!”
My Bluesky echo chamber:
My Bluesky echo chamber:
August 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“Bluesky is an echo chamber!”
My Bluesky echo chamber:
My Bluesky echo chamber:
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its kinda incredible that Joe Biden is still undertaking the pastoral duties of President, and Trump isn't even trying, and neither thing is a story to the national press
www.kare11.com/article/news...
www.kare11.com/article/news...
Joe Biden pays respect to Hortmans as they lie in state at Minnesota Capitol
President Biden is visiting St. Paul to pay his respects to the fallen DFL leader.
www.kare11.com
June 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
its kinda incredible that Joe Biden is still undertaking the pastoral duties of President, and Trump isn't even trying, and neither thing is a story to the national press
www.kare11.com/article/news...
www.kare11.com/article/news...
Andrew Johnson should be remembered with more stink on his name than Reagan or Jackson, honestly. There's a direct line between Johnson's refusal to punish the Confederate traitors and where we now find ourselves.
March 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Andrew Johnson should be remembered with more stink on his name than Reagan or Jackson, honestly. There's a direct line between Johnson's refusal to punish the Confederate traitors and where we now find ourselves.
Evil (2019-2024) is the closest I've seen a scripted show get to capturing the feeling of improv. Shockingly, I mean this as a compliment.
March 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Evil (2019-2024) is the closest I've seen a scripted show get to capturing the feeling of improv. Shockingly, I mean this as a compliment.
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Honestly it saddens me to say this because I do not want poor Americans to suffer, but the only way America learns from this catastrophe is if the very people who voted for it suffer material economic and societal consequences for their selfishness and cruelty.
March 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Honestly it saddens me to say this because I do not want poor Americans to suffer, but the only way America learns from this catastrophe is if the very people who voted for it suffer material economic and societal consequences for their selfishness and cruelty.
oh to be gal gadot
March 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
oh to be gal gadot
*whispers* the netflix persuasion was kind of good actually
January 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
*whispers* the netflix persuasion was kind of good actually
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Weather like this and Minnesota was STILL ranked a top 5 state to retire 😎
By cutting social security taxes, allowing folks to age in their homes, and investing in safe communities, we’ve made life easier for our seniors.
www.fool.com/research/bes...
By cutting social security taxes, allowing folks to age in their homes, and investing in safe communities, we’ve made life easier for our seniors.
www.fool.com/research/bes...
Best States to Retire in 2024: Where to Retire | The Motley Fool
The best state to retire depends on your priorities -- so we asked Americans what they're looking for. Then we ranked all 50 states.
www.fool.com
December 20, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Weather like this and Minnesota was STILL ranked a top 5 state to retire 😎
By cutting social security taxes, allowing folks to age in their homes, and investing in safe communities, we’ve made life easier for our seniors.
www.fool.com/research/bes...
By cutting social security taxes, allowing folks to age in their homes, and investing in safe communities, we’ve made life easier for our seniors.
www.fool.com/research/bes...
i really don't think people realize that the left has, through their treatment of biden, ensured we will never have as progressive a president in the next 50 years.
December 21, 2024 at 4:59 AM
i really don't think people realize that the left has, through their treatment of biden, ensured we will never have as progressive a president in the next 50 years.
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Christopher Walken was perfect casting for the Emperor in Dune because he has the Harmless Old Man aura, but when he glowers you fully believe he would throw a baby into an active volcano if it would give him an ounce of leverage.
December 15, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Christopher Walken was perfect casting for the Emperor in Dune because he has the Harmless Old Man aura, but when he glowers you fully believe he would throw a baby into an active volcano if it would give him an ounce of leverage.
if you want to know what type of person i am: in college somebody thought my sibling was my girlfriend and then told me i was wrong when i tried to correct them.
December 14, 2024 at 4:35 AM
if you want to know what type of person i am: in college somebody thought my sibling was my girlfriend and then told me i was wrong when i tried to correct them.
sometimes life is crouching in front of your fridge as you press a handful of cold spaghetti into your mouth.
December 13, 2024 at 5:09 AM
sometimes life is crouching in front of your fridge as you press a handful of cold spaghetti into your mouth.