Sleve McDykeal
@pisswater.bsky.social
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you can figure it out if you are meant to know
you can figure it out if you are meant to know
i need to gag on something warm, fleshy and attached to a beautiful woman
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
i need to gag on something warm, fleshy and attached to a beautiful woman
Reposted by Sleve McDykeal
❌ "Oh my god I'm so sorry I didn't mean to stab you! Please stay with me, help is on its way!"
✅ "Thank you for being so good for me and taking the whole eight inches of that big, long knife. Let's get you patched up, you poor thing."
✅ "Thank you for being so good for me and taking the whole eight inches of that big, long knife. Let's get you patched up, you poor thing."
In 2026, turn all your sorries into thank yous.
Instead of "Sorry for being a sinister and manipulative woman," say "Thank you for being innocent and easily corrupted according to my carnal and scarlet desires."
Instead of "Sorry for being a sinister and manipulative woman," say "Thank you for being innocent and easily corrupted according to my carnal and scarlet desires."
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
❌ "Oh my god I'm so sorry I didn't mean to stab you! Please stay with me, help is on its way!"
✅ "Thank you for being so good for me and taking the whole eight inches of that big, long knife. Let's get you patched up, you poor thing."
✅ "Thank you for being so good for me and taking the whole eight inches of that big, long knife. Let's get you patched up, you poor thing."
i resist the call of the f4f audio stuff like it's the one ring bc I watched a vtuber clip where she briefly did a seductive petplay bit as a joke and it rearranged my brain
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
i resist the call of the f4f audio stuff like it's the one ring bc I watched a vtuber clip where she briefly did a seductive petplay bit as a joke and it rearranged my brain
i know I'm getting old bc I actually don't want my headphones at full volume anymore. that shit hurts.
January 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
i know I'm getting old bc I actually don't want my headphones at full volume anymore. that shit hurts.
why can't tattoo/piercing places just list price ranges for things, it really adds to the anxiety factor of wanting to get stuff done when im worried id waste their time even asking for a quote bc i end up not being able to afford it
January 2, 2026 at 5:44 PM
why can't tattoo/piercing places just list price ranges for things, it really adds to the anxiety factor of wanting to get stuff done when im worried id waste their time even asking for a quote bc i end up not being able to afford it
it is depressing to me that things that are borderline unattainable luxuries for me are like, a throwaway purchase for others
December 31, 2025 at 7:52 AM
it is depressing to me that things that are borderline unattainable luxuries for me are like, a throwaway purchase for others
every time I get the itch to play guitar again i immediately remember why I quit bc everything is just so expensive. i found a relatively cheap guitar i liked and was thinking about buying it, but realized I would have to also buy an amp and cables and just another $200+ worth of stuff on top
December 31, 2025 at 6:53 AM
every time I get the itch to play guitar again i immediately remember why I quit bc everything is just so expensive. i found a relatively cheap guitar i liked and was thinking about buying it, but realized I would have to also buy an amp and cables and just another $200+ worth of stuff on top
my problem living on a fixed income is like
- there are several things I really want to do with what little spare money I have
- i can't do all of them so I procrastinate and spend my money on other, less important impulse purchases
- i end up not doing any of the things i wanted to do
- repeat
- there are several things I really want to do with what little spare money I have
- i can't do all of them so I procrastinate and spend my money on other, less important impulse purchases
- i end up not doing any of the things i wanted to do
- repeat
December 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
my problem living on a fixed income is like
- there are several things I really want to do with what little spare money I have
- i can't do all of them so I procrastinate and spend my money on other, less important impulse purchases
- i end up not doing any of the things i wanted to do
- repeat
- there are several things I really want to do with what little spare money I have
- i can't do all of them so I procrastinate and spend my money on other, less important impulse purchases
- i end up not doing any of the things i wanted to do
- repeat
coming to terms w/ my sexuality being heavily voyeurism centric is very strange but it's in a way that's very distinct from cuckolding bc the shame aspect of it isn't really for me. i just. like to watch. im in the cuck chair with a book and some snacks.
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
coming to terms w/ my sexuality being heavily voyeurism centric is very strange but it's in a way that's very distinct from cuckolding bc the shame aspect of it isn't really for me. i just. like to watch. im in the cuck chair with a book and some snacks.
AND AFTER EVERYTHING YOU PUT ME THROUGH
I SHOULD'VE FUCKING PISSED ON YOU
I SHOULD'VE FUCKING PISSED ON YOU
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
AND AFTER EVERYTHING YOU PUT ME THROUGH
I SHOULD'VE FUCKING PISSED ON YOU
I SHOULD'VE FUCKING PISSED ON YOU
i don't know if i just made my dysphoria better or worse but i certainly did something to it
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i don't know if i just made my dysphoria better or worse but i certainly did something to it
having normal thoughts about this image
December 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
having normal thoughts about this image
the built in TikTok video editor honestly solos most freeware video editors I've used i just wish adding music wasn't limited to whichever 1:00 clip is available for a given song or I'd make so many manga AMVs on this shit
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
the built in TikTok video editor honestly solos most freeware video editors I've used i just wish adding music wasn't limited to whichever 1:00 clip is available for a given song or I'd make so many manga AMVs on this shit
i think i want a grief seed with the lyrics from save yourself ill hold them back ("not a victim of a victim's life") in the witch's runes from Madoka encircling it on my forearm.
why are tattoos so expensive i have such a cool idea
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i think i want a grief seed with the lyrics from save yourself ill hold them back ("not a victim of a victim's life") in the witch's runes from Madoka encircling it on my forearm.
why are tattoos so expensive i have such a cool idea
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
why are tattoos so expensive i have such a cool idea
oh oops i stayed up all night and haven't eaten in almost 48 hours how did that happen
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
oh oops i stayed up all night and haven't eaten in almost 48 hours how did that happen
on a national scale politics kinda sucks but it is actually pretty cool to have an actually inspiring candidate win a city council race in my ward by less than 10 votes and I was one of them. like wow.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
on a national scale politics kinda sucks but it is actually pretty cool to have an actually inspiring candidate win a city council race in my ward by less than 10 votes and I was one of them. like wow.
scratching and clawing at my phone screen
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
scratching and clawing at my phone screen
i really want croquettes but they may be the single least practical food of all time and I can't justify making them
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i really want croquettes but they may be the single least practical food of all time and I can't justify making them
my ego is telling me to make the pumpkin pie recipe everyone on tiktok is saying is super complicated to take to tgirl picnic, as a flex.
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
my ego is telling me to make the pumpkin pie recipe everyone on tiktok is saying is super complicated to take to tgirl picnic, as a flex.
I could go to sleep or I could write a story about Depressed Lesbians in Situations
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I could go to sleep or I could write a story about Depressed Lesbians in Situations
internet etiquette is such a dead concept man
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
internet etiquette is such a dead concept man
this site has like, completely killed the concept of mutual aid for me im ngl.
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
this site has like, completely killed the concept of mutual aid for me im ngl.
me a few hours ago: god i hate dogs
me, right now: if I don't put puppies in this cartoon wolf this instant ill perish
me, right now: if I don't put puppies in this cartoon wolf this instant ill perish
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM
me a few hours ago: god i hate dogs
me, right now: if I don't put puppies in this cartoon wolf this instant ill perish
me, right now: if I don't put puppies in this cartoon wolf this instant ill perish
lrt im so fucking horny for this wolf i think this may be a problem
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
lrt im so fucking horny for this wolf i think this may be a problem