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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 20h

Can you please clip that free toilet coupon and mail it to me?

#1 ANIKA NILLES STAN @jhoffman.bsky.social · 23h

The Asbury Park Press telling it like it is this morning.

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#1 ANIKA NILLES STAN @jhoffman.bsky.social · 2d

I am happy to report I've just been made editor-in-chief of IBS News.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 3d

This is an especially educational episode.

#1 ANIKA NILLES STAN @jhoffman.bsky.social · 3d

The newest DAILY ZIG podcast is live. Here's the link to listen on Apple:

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

9/29/25-10/5/25

Podcast Episode · The Daily Zig · 10/05/2025 · 55m

podcasts.apple.com

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 10d

Congratulations to Mr. Fallon on what is sure to be an artistically fulfilling and, most of all, funny new venture.

Forbes @forbes.com · 11d

As late-night television declines, The Tonight Show host is preparing for tomorrow by building an entertainment empire based on his irrepressible joy. With the launch of his new marketing competition show, On Brand, he’s getting down to business.

Jimmy Fallon On The Future Of Late Night And Being A Super Marketer

As late-night television declines, The Tonight Show host is preparing for tomorrow by building an entertainment empire based on his irrepressible joy. With the launch of his new marketing competition show, On Brand, he’s getting down to business.

www.forbes.com

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 10d

A complex worldview from a complex man. Yet more complexity is revealed in the latest episode of our Ziggy recap program The Daily Zig: open.spotify.com/episode/5ZdB...

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#1 ANIKA NILLES STAN @jhoffman.bsky.social · 15d

No paragraph on Earth opens with a bigger flex.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 17d

On this episode, Jordan and I discuss, among many other Ziggy-related topics, the CBS science fiction series Early Edition, in which a man receives tomorrow’s newspaper today. It was conveniently canceled prior to 9/11/01.

#1 ANIKA NILLES STAN @jhoffman.bsky.social · 18d

Good morning! There's a new episode of THE DAILY ZIG ready for you. Here is a Spotify link.

open.spotify.com/episode/2L5G...

9/16/25-9/20/25

open.spotify.com

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 19d

I will consider it.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 20d

I intend to facilitate this scenario or pass away trying.

Jeffa 🏳️‍🌈 @jeffajaffa.bsky.social · 20d

I listened to this as I walked the streets of London, past many McDonald’s and many pizza places. Perhaps one day they will be reunited at last.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 20d

I have returned. Today, after working as a personal butler to a deranged, elderly former actress, I inherit her fortune upon her untimely death and use it to procure a communist child heir/apprentice from a Christian adoption agency called Kommie Kids. open.spotify.com/episode/7Apq...

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 21d

My investigation continues tomorrow. In the meantime, please enjoy this new ongoing venture with my friend Jordan, who provides me (and you) the service of summarizing each day’s Ziggy comic strip for those too busy to read it on their own.

#1 ANIKA NILLES STAN @jhoffman.bsky.social · 22d

It's here! THE DAILY ZIG. Your new favorite podcast. Learn all about it by clicking this link.

hoffstack.substack.com/p/introducin...

Introducing THE DAILY ZIG

A hot new project that will make Brian Thompson and me extremely wealthy.

hoffstack.substack.com

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 22d

Mr. Redford taught the world it was okay, perhaps even preferable, for the actor playing a famous journalist to be outrageously handsome. RIP

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 29d

No offense to anyone involved, but it is quite clear the podcasting industry is full of very stupid, bad people who rightfully believed it is easy to make money producing the right kind of bad podcasts and now see a way to make even easier money making even worse podcasts. Again, no offense.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · Sep 8

My bestselling, award-pending book "How to Be an Investigative Journalist" is now available in versatile PDF form for the low price of $4.99. Feel free to print it on fine résumé paper in your choice of scent. (Scented paper not included.) brianthompy.gumroad.com/l/jensc

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · Sep 7

I started an MFA program last year in fiction writing. I was hesitant but it is the one of best decision I have ever made. It is very enriching.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · Sep 4

According to most of the internet posts I have read, the fans would like for Spider-Man to team up with Henry Cavill’s Superman and travel back in time to show everyone Hitler was not “all bad”.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · Sep 4

Tom Holland says he’s been actively going through the internet to try and best understand what fans want from a Spider-Man movie 🕷️

“I think it's really important, because we make these movies for [the fans]”

(via ladbible)

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · Sep 2

How are they both still single? I suppose I will have to purchase a ticket to find out.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · Sep 2

Perhaps unrelated, but Caitlyn Jenner also disappeared from public view for a brief interval prior to making an announcement.

Conor Sen @conorsen.bsky.social · Sep 2

*TRUMP TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT 2:00 PM ET TUESDAY: WHITE HOUSE

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · Aug 30

RIP President Timp

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · Aug 29

Yes, very cool. Hopefully this cross-promotion drives DC comic book fans to Applebee’s restaurants. Most of the time this is a pleasant experience, but just in case an “incident” needs to be reported, here is a link to the Applebee’s section of IWasPoisoned: iwaspoisoned.com/tag/applebees

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · Aug 24

According to Adam Sessler, it is Trevor from Grand Theft Auto V.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · Aug 21

Mr. President, it is imperative to ensure no “bad actors” have sabotaged your sidearm. You must examine it for obstructions by looking straight into the barrel.

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · Aug 21

Breaking news: President Trump said he will patrol D.C. streets tonight with law enforcement as his administration continues its effort to exert control over the city.

Trump says he will patrol D.C. streets with police, military on Thursday

The move continues his administration’s efforts to exert control over the capital city.

wapo.st

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · Aug 21

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · Aug 20

The "Rich Little of Seth Rich Truthers" has an idea.

Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · Aug 20

Did they dismiss the gentleman in the original logo because he is a person of color?

Fat Kid Deals @fatkiddeals.com · Aug 20

Cracker Barrel has rebranded for the first time since 1977

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