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PJ Doland
@pjdoland.bsky.social
Toto Washlet brand ambassador.
Just in time for Christmas: Here’s the GitHub repo for my new software project that lets you AI-enable the original Teddy Ruxpin without any hardware modification: github.com/pjdoland/jf-...
GitHub - pjdoland/jf-sebastian: An AI conversation system that brings life to vintage animatronic toys. Built for the 1985 Teddy Ruxpin, this system enables real-time voice conversations with ChatGPT,...
An AI conversation system that brings life to vintage animatronic toys. Built for the 1985 Teddy Ruxpin, this system enables real-time voice conversations with ChatGPT, featuring a modular personal...
github.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
What would you be willing to pay for 15 minutes with one of those docile Instagram raccoons?
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Fogo de Chao needs a gaucho for floss.
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
For some reason those wishbone flags look political. #parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In the spirit of giving, here is my Christmas gift to the Internet: pjdoland.github.io/secret-santa...
🎅 Secret Santa Pairing Generator
pjdoland.github.io
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The year is 2047 and 70-year-old Tom Brady is marrying a new wife who looks like a young Gisele Bündchen.

www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/...
Tom Brady reveals his dog is a clone of family pet who died in 2023
Brady thanked a bioscience company for giving him and his family “a second chance with a clone of our beloved dog.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I love the image of Spanberger walking in front of a giant wall covered in the seal of the state of Virginia.
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
@petersagal.bsky.social Seen at the DC Big Flea.
November 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Maybe we can use the ballroom as a venue for the truth and reconciliation trials.
October 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I love a good jewel heist.
October 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Bleaching my pumpkin, as one does.
October 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
For being one of the best-selling albums of all time, why do you barely ever see a copy of Thriller in used record bins?
October 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Liquid Glass is awful and it makes the entire iOS experience feel cheap and tacky.
September 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Before labeling the Kirk assassination political, recall Hinckley, Guiteau, Lawrence. Motives are often stranger than politics. Let’s wait for more information.
September 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Reposted by PJ Doland
saw this in the thomas pynchon subreddit lol
September 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It was a good run for human civilization. But I’m calling it.
Ballerina Cappuccina, an AI-generated cartoon ballerina with a cappuccino teacup for a head, has become a viral sensation on TikTok. She is one of the most prominent characters in the internet phenomenon known as “Italian Brain Rot.”
Don't look now, but there's an AI-generated Italian teacup on your child's phone. What does it mean?
Ballerina Cappuccina, an AI-generated cartoon ballerina with a cappuccino teacup for a head, has become a viral sensation on TikTok.
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September 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“As a sound bath practitioner I saw this piece as an investment for my business.” - rainstickdreams.com/products/lar...
Large Spiral Sounds Rainstick – Amaranth – Gentle Sound
Our top seller! Best for personal use, amaranth creates a gentle rain sound that can be enjoyed in intimate settings or as a pleasing background to everyday life. Enjoy 10 minutes of calming rain soun
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August 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
That thing where you find out the singer from your old band was sworn in as the Deputy Director of National Intelligence.
July 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Mephistos are like Jordans for 60-year-old men.
July 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Bought something for $10 at an estate sale at 9:00 am and sold it on eBay for $350 by noon. I was built for arbitrage.
July 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The new film was enjoyable, but I found myself missing the emotional regulation of Christopher Reeve’s Superman.
July 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Watching Rear Window on Netflix and having a low-key panic attack upon realizing that James Stewart is younger than me.
June 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Too bad SpaceX isn’t publicly traded and we can’t all watch the stock freefall in real time.
June 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I bet every Musk-affiliated DOGE worker gets walked out of government offices by the end of the day.
June 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I am also a Leo from Chicago.
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM