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When we spoke the language we used gave us no room to move
What about what you said this week about Glasgow schoolchildren, you old racist toad?
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Jaws IV: The Return of the Jedi
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 AM
At least Donald Trump died doing what he loved… being vocally racist and shitting his incontinence pants.
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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A Hard 28 Days Later Night
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
“Haha, there’s the flour folks”
December 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Things to Do in Denver When You’re Shaun of the Dead
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
At least Donald Trump died doing what he loved… falling asleep in a chair while sycophants gave him overblown, insincere compliments
December 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM