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When we spoke the language we used gave us no room to move
When we spoke the language we used gave us no room to move
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Follow the creators, block the destroyers
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at first I assumed this was the onion
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
at first I assumed this was the onion
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This was obvious every year since the crash and every year, the lads have chosen to continue chopping up and burning the furniture to keep the Thatcherite consensus warm and mostly happy, and the right sort of chaps’ arses in the right seats. I see no reason why that would change now.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This was obvious every year since the crash and every year, the lads have chosen to continue chopping up and burning the furniture to keep the Thatcherite consensus warm and mostly happy, and the right sort of chaps’ arses in the right seats. I see no reason why that would change now.
Bluesky wrapped but it’s all the times you reposted yourself
Bluesky wrapped but it's how many block lists you've been added to
Bluesky wrapped but it's how many times you posted "Jerry no"
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Bluesky wrapped but it’s all the times you reposted yourself
Sprinkle a bit of fairy dust over the bastard
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Sprinkle a bit of fairy dust over the bastard
All you can do is go out into the world and look out for the people who are there
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
All you can do is go out into the world and look out for the people who are there
It’s nearly the World Cup and I still have Euros branded tomato ketchup on the go
December 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It’s nearly the World Cup and I still have Euros branded tomato ketchup on the go
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Empire Of The Billy Madison
Empire Of The Billy Madison
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Johnny Mnemonic the Hedgehog
Johnny Mnemonic the Hedgehog
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Man Bites Dog Day Afternoon
Man Bites Dog Day Afternoon
December 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Empire Of The Billy Madison
Empire Of The Billy Madison
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Brighton Roxanne
Brighton Roxanne
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M*A*S*Hete
M*A*S*Hete
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Man Bites Dog Day Afternoon
Man Bites Dog Day Afternoon
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Brighton Roxanne
Brighton Roxanne
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Man Bites Dog Day Afternoon
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Good Burger with Andre
Good Burger with Andre
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Everything Everywhere All At Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
Everything Everywhere All At Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Man Bites Dog Day Afternoon
Man Bites Dog Day Afternoon
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Everything Everywhere All At Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
Everything Everywhere All At Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
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Barbarella Enchanted
Barbarella Enchanted
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The Fast and The Furiosa: a Mad Max Saga
The Fast and The Furiosa: a Mad Max Saga
December 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Everything Everywhere All At Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
Everything Everywhere All At Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
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Romeo Must Die Hard
Romeo Must Die Hard
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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Alone
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 Miles to Graceland: The Movie
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Miles to Graceland: The Movie
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Romeo Must Die Hard
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Ben-Her
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I KNOW WHAT YOU DID AT THE EL ROYALE
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID AT THE EL ROYALE
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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They Live and Die in LA
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December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Cape Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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At least Donald Trump died doing what he loved…. Kicking his ball back onto the fairway while everyone else pretended not to notice
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
At least Donald Trump died doing what he loved…. Kicking his ball back onto the fairway while everyone else pretended not to notice
youtu.be/PNmcF6eRE7w?... wonderful
David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
youtu.be/PNmcF6eRE7w?... wonderful
In the future, no one will have been a trump supporter, except for everyone on the record as being his supporter and being on film also
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
In the future, no one will have been a trump supporter, except for everyone on the record as being his supporter and being on film also
AC/LeeC - "Dirty Deeds Around the Christmas Tree"
YouTube video by Bill McClintock
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December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My motto for elf on the shelf this year is “they can’t all be zingers”
December 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My motto for elf on the shelf this year is “they can’t all be zingers”
My wife bought £15 worth of raffle tickets from the school and won a £15 book voucher from a local bookshop. So the bookshop gets the business, the school gets the money, “why isn’t the whole economy like this?” I ask, like an idiot
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My wife bought £15 worth of raffle tickets from the school and won a £15 book voucher from a local bookshop. So the bookshop gets the business, the school gets the money, “why isn’t the whole economy like this?” I ask, like an idiot
I put magnesium salts in a bath first thing on my day off and I am welded flat to this couch now
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I put magnesium salts in a bath first thing on my day off and I am welded flat to this couch now
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It already happened! We already had an election won by a buffoon with a platform of very obvious lies and fraud while the entire system screamed abuse at his opponents as traitors and horked up dubious legal cases against them. Our institutions have been packed with malignant wingnuts for years!
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
It already happened! We already had an election won by a buffoon with a platform of very obvious lies and fraud while the entire system screamed abuse at his opponents as traitors and horked up dubious legal cases against them. Our institutions have been packed with malignant wingnuts for years!
BBC Scotland are cleaning out their old DJs so that everyone forgets that they lied about Scottish independence and Brexit.
I don’t listen to Billy Sloan for that reason and also because Billy Sloan is a big neep
I don’t listen to Billy Sloan for that reason and also because Billy Sloan is a big neep
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
BBC Scotland are cleaning out their old DJs so that everyone forgets that they lied about Scottish independence and Brexit.
I don’t listen to Billy Sloan for that reason and also because Billy Sloan is a big neep
I don’t listen to Billy Sloan for that reason and also because Billy Sloan is a big neep
Does mando carry about little poop bags for grogu or what
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Does mando carry about little poop bags for grogu or what
My partner: I like weak tea
Me: *makes weak tea and brings it over*
My partner: what the fuck is this
Me: *makes weak tea and brings it over*
My partner: what the fuck is this
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
My partner: I like weak tea
Me: *makes weak tea and brings it over*
My partner: what the fuck is this
Me: *makes weak tea and brings it over*
My partner: what the fuck is this
Oh no
I moved down a few places in the league table of the brain training app I didn’t know existed last week because I haven’t bought the premium version, I’ll have to continue not to give a solitary fuck about it
I moved down a few places in the league table of the brain training app I didn’t know existed last week because I haven’t bought the premium version, I’ll have to continue not to give a solitary fuck about it
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Oh no
I moved down a few places in the league table of the brain training app I didn’t know existed last week because I haven’t bought the premium version, I’ll have to continue not to give a solitary fuck about it
I moved down a few places in the league table of the brain training app I didn’t know existed last week because I haven’t bought the premium version, I’ll have to continue not to give a solitary fuck about it