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Sysadmin, Dad and general pain in the ass
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · Aug 19
I only pick the highest quality of low hanging fruit
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🩷 let's make some magic 🩷

last year, this community turned the most consumerist day of the year into a day defined strangers saying "I got you" to people that really need a bright spot in their life.

it's time to run it back.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Same cat… same
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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BRADY TKACHUK PLAYS HOCKEY TODAY
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"Do ye like dags?"
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The biggest culture shock when I lived in the US as a kid was learning that people actually did this
Give me your most problematic Turkey Day opinions.

I'll start, mine is that anyone who puts the stuffing inside the bird to cook should be fed eggshells and banned from the table. Salmonella is bad for you!
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I cannot fathom acquiescing to the nonsensical demands of a government so completely captured by Oil Companies at the expense of another Province

Especially a province that will never, ever vote for your party in numbers that would make a difference
Mark Carney seems to have the same level of political instincts as Stuart Skinner does goaltending skill

Good enough to get by but not ideal when it really matters
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Mark Carney seems to have the same level of political instincts as Stuart Skinner does goaltending skill

Good enough to get by but not ideal when it really matters
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Guys I’m starting to think Carney’s not only conservative technocrat poisoned but also that he’s bad at politics.
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
You Americans might all be having these amazing meals and day drinking today but do you have this microwave Pad Thai? I didn't think so

Checkmate Americans
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Invert a band

The Fully Clothed Men
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Logging into all the American computers at work and changing the language settings to "Canadian English" so a "U" gets automatically added where it's supposed to be
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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🚨 donations open 🚨
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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🔮 have a mutual aid fund right now to help take time off to recover from violent rape

it would mean the world to this Two Spirit Native to get help with that today of all days

ko-fi.com/marallmighty
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Well hello there Mr New Blue Jay
Blue Jays agree to seven-year, $210M deal with Dylan Cease
www.sportsnet.ca
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Damn @badposter.lol you made some people maaaaaaaaaaddddd
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Kids Next Door were actually trying to bring about the Doug Instrumentality Project
Courtesy of Ian Jones Quartey iirc
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The children, they yearn for cured pork
i yearn for bacon. someone please bring me bacon
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
THE TKCAPTAIN IS BACK!!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Love this for her
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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You learn a lot of things when you follow @fairygodmegan.bsky.social

Like that you're jokes are bad, or that there's a guy with the moniker "Walmart Mike" with takes so dogshit that Will Stancil has him blocked
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'd expect this Mulroney but I thought that Paikin had some sort of journalistic ethics
Pardon me??

Ben Mulroney, host of Global News’ flagship political Sunday show, and prominent journalist Steve Paikin are both in Israel getting a briefing from the Israeli government???

What the absolute fuck, dude.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Make a celebrity a building material

Taylor Silt
Make a celebrity a janitor

Taylor Swiffer
Make a celebrity a construction worker

Taylor Sift
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM