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Patrick Sauer

@pjsauer.bsky.social

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Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now. patricksauer.contently.com [email protected] if you need me for anything scriberly

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 5d

THE LINK IS LIFE:

www.today.com/video/how-sq...

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 2h

Tix link @squawkinsports.bsky.social Live XV!

As seen on @todayshow.com!

11/6 OG Bloggers:
@williamfleitch.bsky.social
@stefanfatsis.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social

Mark your 1/15/26 calendar for Trans Writers:
@juliekliegman.com
@xbennyboo.bsky.social

www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 3h

I should really spellcheck.

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 3h

Good one at parties.

two men laughing in front of a sign that says lc

ALT: two men laughing in front of a sign that says lc

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 3h

Fun fact, actual real-life Ned Ryerson was a Martha’s Bineyard buddy of Harold Ramis. His son, Hal Ryerson, worked with my brother for years, remains one of his closest friends, and now runs the outstanding Sweet Life restaurant in Oak Bluffs.

The more you know.

Clay Risen @risenc.bsky.social · 19h

Ned Ryerson!

Moose Gossage @ctosterhout.bsky.social · 19h

This is the voice that popped in my head just now

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 15h

I love living in a city full of immigrants and tons and tons of people who are not at all like me and not like each other. It makes us all better and it makes our city better. I know I’m preaching to the choir by saying this on the lib app but I sometimes just get so overwhelmed by how special it is

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 14h

Never forget that half of us here are on your side, eh.

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 17h

No more bunting

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 19h

Needs more oysters and whiskey

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 19h

Fuck Patrick Bateman Lite with the jagged edge of a shattered Huey Lewis record.

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 20h

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Great Lakes Now @greatlakesnow.bsky.social · 23h

For the first time in 70 years, Buffalo’s population is rising, partly due to Puerto Ricans relocating after the devastation of hurricanes Irma and Maria.

www.greatlakesnow.org/2025/10/how-...

How Buffalo, New York has adapted to and embraced an influx of climate migrants | Great Lakes Now

For the first time in 70 years, Buffalo’s population is rising, partly due to Puerto Ricans relocating after the devastation of hurricanes Irma and Maria.

www.greatlakesnow.org

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Alan Siegel @alansiegella.bsky.social · 23h

If you need a Simpsons fix, the great @bookshop.org has free shipping today and tomorrow. bookshop.org/p/books/stup...

Stupid Tv, Be More Funny: How the Golden Era of the Simpsons Changed Television-And America-Forever

How the Golden Era of the Simpsons Changed Television-And America-Forever

bookshop.org

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1d

54 with an almost 15-ye-old daughter. we knew it was one from the get-go. But I feel ya’ brother.

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 1d

I loved raising my kids, but doing it again when I'm in my 70s sounds like a nightmare. Groening wrote the comic "Life in Hell" which has apparently become a self-fulfilling prophecy. bsky.app/profile/pjsa...

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1d

Thing I learned yesterday:

Matt Groening is a regular ole’ Cletus. The man has ten kids, including two sets of twins under 10 and a 1-year-old. He’s 71.

bart simpson in a diaper drinking from a bottle with ay caramba written below him

ALT: bart simpson in a diaper drinking from a bottle with ay caramba written below him

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1d

Thing I learned yesterday:

Matt Groening is a regular ole’ Cletus. The man has ten kids, including two sets of twins under 10 and a 1-year-old. He’s 71.

bart simpson in a diaper drinking from a bottle with ay caramba written below him

ALT: bart simpson in a diaper drinking from a bottle with ay caramba written below him

media.tenor.com

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you, @flaminghydra.com!

(Yes 11/6 tix are on sale: www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...

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S(cary)W(rath) 👻 @toasterposey.art · 1d

Shohei Ohtani smiles and shakes Donald Trump’s hand at the Oval Office in front of a World Series trophy.

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1d

Pro oldhead journalism tip, kids.

Only write about people who have been dead a minimum of fifty years.

Could Mark Sanchez Become the Face Of Mexican NYC?

Sanchez is concentrating on football for now, but it will be interesting to see if his relationship with his new city's Mexican community grows along with his stature.

www.huffpost.com

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 2d

Let it never again be said that a woman with no real reporting experience who fell for a Twitter account called "Official Antifa" cannot be the head of a huge news organization

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck the 1972 Dolphins.

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 2d

I’m sure there is some boring marketing story behind it but the Bills deserve an L for these shit unis.

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 2d

Oh yeah, it’s time.

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 2d

I’ll be in South Jersey soon and I absolutely need to know where to spend my burger money.

Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 2d

Was at a South Jersey sports bar/restaurant last night where one of the offerings on the menu was the Tush Push Burger 🥴

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 2d

Crowd in Philly might eat these refs

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 2d

I think if you’re fortunate enough to make it happen, you’ll never regret taking the time to go do unique stuff in person, including a holiday trip up to Brooklyn to sweat your ass off in the back room of a Biergarten watching some friends interview authors.

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 2d

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Squawkin Sports—

www.today.com/video/how-sq...

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 2d

It’s cooler in the winter I swear

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