My new off-brand Crocs have me walking around like I got on slippers made from balloon animals.
Comfy tho.
Comfy tho.
May 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
My new off-brand Crocs have me walking around like I got on slippers made from balloon animals.
Comfy tho.
Comfy tho.
YT horror has messed with my expectations. Mentos has a nostalgia-bait ad with the older logo and distorted audio playing. Waited for a jump scare the whole time.
May 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
YT horror has messed with my expectations. Mentos has a nostalgia-bait ad with the older logo and distorted audio playing. Waited for a jump scare the whole time.
Saw an ice cream truck with only one sticker on the side for smushed-face Sonic pops. Truly a sign of the end of days
May 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Saw an ice cream truck with only one sticker on the side for smushed-face Sonic pops. Truly a sign of the end of days
Trying to ease myself into that Great Depression mindset by washing disposable coffee cups and reusing them.
March 7, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Trying to ease myself into that Great Depression mindset by washing disposable coffee cups and reusing them.
Crayola sells tubs of crayons with the crayons in sleeves, but the tub has rounded edges which makes it inefficient at storing the sleeves. Weird. 🤔
February 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Crayola sells tubs of crayons with the crayons in sleeves, but the tub has rounded edges which makes it inefficient at storing the sleeves. Weird. 🤔
I was drinking and cleaning and found a sealed packet of cookies with a best by date of 3/23. It's just a best by date, not an expiration date, so I ate them. Then I started looking up botulism symptoms.
February 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I was drinking and cleaning and found a sealed packet of cookies with a best by date of 3/23. It's just a best by date, not an expiration date, so I ate them. Then I started looking up botulism symptoms.
It's been so cold that my "Fresh, Never Frozen" delivery arrived frozen off the truck.
February 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It's been so cold that my "Fresh, Never Frozen" delivery arrived frozen off the truck.
I left my Ma alone in the store for ten minutes and she walks out with a 3 foot plush Peep bunny
February 12, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I left my Ma alone in the store for ten minutes and she walks out with a 3 foot plush Peep bunny
"I could go over and save the parking space by standing in it."
"I know you just got your new Karen cut, Ma, but there's no need to test out its power today."
"I know you just got your new Karen cut, Ma, but there's no need to test out its power today."
February 12, 2025 at 10:15 AM
"I could go over and save the parking space by standing in it."
"I know you just got your new Karen cut, Ma, but there's no need to test out its power today."
"I know you just got your new Karen cut, Ma, but there's no need to test out its power today."
"I only have one glove, I left the other in my car."
"Well, you only need one to issue a duel challenge."
"Well, you only need one to issue a duel challenge."
February 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
"I only have one glove, I left the other in my car."
"Well, you only need one to issue a duel challenge."
"Well, you only need one to issue a duel challenge."
Gonna celebrate the new year by try-harding this jigsaw puzzle: which includes only taking the occasional peak at the picture.
January 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Gonna celebrate the new year by try-harding this jigsaw puzzle: which includes only taking the occasional peak at the picture.
Nintendo Switch ads look like they wanna sell me a probiotic smoothie or have me talk to my doctor about getting a new prescription today.
December 24, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Nintendo Switch ads look like they wanna sell me a probiotic smoothie or have me talk to my doctor about getting a new prescription today.
I've got such a sleep debt, it's charging me late fees.
December 13, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I've got such a sleep debt, it's charging me late fees.
Line art for a page I altered from the Official FNAF Coloring Book to make it Jet Pack Balloon Boy from the AR game.
December 11, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Line art for a page I altered from the Official FNAF Coloring Book to make it Jet Pack Balloon Boy from the AR game.
Funko needs to bite the bullet and make an OwO line. Already halfway there.
December 10, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Funko needs to bite the bullet and make an OwO line. Already halfway there.
There was gonna be such a witty joke here, but then I fact-checked the premise to learn it wasn't true. Boo, facts.
November 28, 2024 at 5:42 AM
There was gonna be such a witty joke here, but then I fact-checked the premise to learn it wasn't true. Boo, facts.
Where's the alt universe FNAF comic of Michael and Ennard being roommates?
November 23, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Where's the alt universe FNAF comic of Michael and Ennard being roommates?
Popular horror reflects the anxieties of the times. Mascot horror runs similar to Frankenstein with the creator being the true monster, only instead of a man playing God, it's faceless corporate entities committing atrocious acts for potential profit.
November 23, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Popular horror reflects the anxieties of the times. Mascot horror runs similar to Frankenstein with the creator being the true monster, only instead of a man playing God, it's faceless corporate entities committing atrocious acts for potential profit.
My bro was in line behind me at the drive thru so I pranked him by paying for his lunch.
November 20, 2024 at 10:53 AM
My bro was in line behind me at the drive thru so I pranked him by paying for his lunch.
Sometimes calling a person dumb doesn't fully convey it.
"On the bottom of the bell curve that measures average intelligence"
"The personification of a turtle stuck on its back"
"Would microwave a foiled burrito"
"On the bottom of the bell curve that measures average intelligence"
"The personification of a turtle stuck on its back"
"Would microwave a foiled burrito"
October 12, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Sometimes calling a person dumb doesn't fully convey it.
"On the bottom of the bell curve that measures average intelligence"
"The personification of a turtle stuck on its back"
"Would microwave a foiled burrito"
"On the bottom of the bell curve that measures average intelligence"
"The personification of a turtle stuck on its back"
"Would microwave a foiled burrito"
Who eats a cupcake like this? My friend, that's who.
October 9, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Who eats a cupcake like this? My friend, that's who.
Reposted by PK Trya
I like that the options are
- affair
- alcoholism
- become witch and destroy your enemies
and she chooses option 3
#horrorwatch
- affair
- alcoholism
- become witch and destroy your enemies
and she chooses option 3
#horrorwatch
October 6, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I like that the options are
- affair
- alcoholism
- become witch and destroy your enemies
and she chooses option 3
#horrorwatch
- affair
- alcoholism
- become witch and destroy your enemies
and she chooses option 3
#horrorwatch
Ladies be leaving so much toilet paper behind in the public toilet bowls that I'm convinced there's some sect that believes Satan is gonna reach up out of the pipes and drag them to hell by the hoo-ha if they so much as brush against their own labia with a bare hand.
October 6, 2024 at 9:18 AM
Ladies be leaving so much toilet paper behind in the public toilet bowls that I'm convinced there's some sect that believes Satan is gonna reach up out of the pipes and drag them to hell by the hoo-ha if they so much as brush against their own labia with a bare hand.
Reposted by PK Trya
Two ladies of a respectable vintage boarded our bus at Harrow. One looked at the sign between the windows.
"That's not his leg", she speculates.
That was a good ten minutes ago and her companion has been giggling ever since.
Admittedly, as have I. #Worcestershire
"That's not his leg", she speculates.
That was a good ten minutes ago and her companion has been giggling ever since.
Admittedly, as have I. #Worcestershire
October 5, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Two ladies of a respectable vintage boarded our bus at Harrow. One looked at the sign between the windows.
"That's not his leg", she speculates.
That was a good ten minutes ago and her companion has been giggling ever since.
Admittedly, as have I. #Worcestershire
"That's not his leg", she speculates.
That was a good ten minutes ago and her companion has been giggling ever since.
Admittedly, as have I. #Worcestershire
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