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plainwhiteclaw.bsky.social
@plainwhiteclaw.bsky.social
More excited about WNBA season starting than Knicks playoff run. The inversion is officially complete
April 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
something about wearing a blazer makes me stand 20% straighter
April 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
April 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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i have complicated feelings about our many queer hallmark holidays BUT that doesn't mean i'm not gonna use trans day of visibility to bully you into preordering ONE OF THE BOYS if you haven't already

victoria.monster#preorders
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March 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I do not trust the "gender-affirming cut" option on salon websites. I am not booking whatever that is
March 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Pomodoro Method is woke nonsense. Lock In
March 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m projecting such incredible Tommy Shelby Quiet Confidence in this zoom meeting
March 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My question is why is the obsession with beef tallow instead of manteca?
March 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Tried to explain Steak n’ Shake fascism to my friends and I think they hinted that I should go on antipsychotics
March 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Every time I get cash from an ATM i think of this post. What a fucking rube lmao
March 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
had a dream I was going to the Oscars wearing Schiaparelli and then I woke up on the couch drooling on myself in a GAP tank top
February 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i have received the coded message Your Holiness, standing by to renew my vow as a Soldier of Christ
MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”
February 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I may be wasian but I’m 100% white when I listen to Car Talk
February 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Cardio hurts 3x more after you spend all weekend eating large quantities of beef and drinking large quantities of bourbon
February 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM